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NFL - One Step Down from a Dumpster Fire |
2019-02-19 |
![]() Police said on Monday that the incident did not appear to be criminal in nature. A fire department spokeswoman did not respond to a request for comment Monday. The man was seen, running and on fire, by a security guard for M&T Bank Stadium around 3 p.m., according to Blair Skinner, a spokeswoman for the Baltimore Fire Department, said Sunday. By the time medics arrived, the man was dead and three portable toilets were on fire. It wasn’t clear how long he had been in the toilet or what had caused the fire. Skinner said arson teams with the Baltimore Police Department would be investigating. |
Posted by:Mercutio |
#6 Maybe the guy chose to light up a smoke and there was a buildup of methane gas in the porta-johnny. Sorry for his misfortune. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2019-02-19 10:50 |
#5 Since Kapernick and others chose the NFL as their social justice warrior soap box, I'd rather watch iron rust, grass grow or a dumpster fire. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2019-02-19 10:47 |
#4 my first thought was "freebasing" but all those fools went up in flames years ago. The I thought methane from natural causes. Then I realized what city it took place in and I realized it was divine retribution. |
Posted by: Slerenter Ebbusoque7524 2019-02-19 08:59 |
#3 Do porta-potties make good meth labs? |
Posted by: AlanC 2019-02-19 08:12 |
#2 I'm still working on my visual. I have not got it yet. |
Posted by: Beau 2019-02-19 07:24 |
#1 Another 'work place' accident? |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2019-02-19 06:49 |