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| .89 cent tip results in food delivery fella 'tea bagging' customer's salsa order |
| 2019-02-28 |
| [Law & Crime] Isn’t salsa great? There’s something magical about the assortment of chopped tomatoes, salt, and pepper. Maybe buff it with all-stars like garlic and onions. Spicy peppers are a nigh-requirement. There are countless recipes to try. Match the final product with some good tortilla chips, and you’ve got a party. So good! In other news, a man in Maryville, Tennessee allegedly dipped his nuts into a customer’s restaurant order of salsa. Howard Matthew Webb was the passenger in the vehicle, police said in The Daily Times report. The delivery driver implicated in this is out of a job. Video uploaded to social media seems to show a male passenger in a vehicle putting a white cup to his groin under his pants. "This is what you get when you give an 89-cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive," says a woman from off-screen. "Oh! It feels good on my balls," says the man. You can see the footage above. Police said that guy is Webb. The investigation is ongoing. The defendant’s attorney of record did not immediately respond to a Law&Crime request for comment. He faces a count of adulteration of food, liquids, or pharmaceuticals. A preliminary hearing on Tuesday was rescheduled for March 12. No charges were announced against the driver. Local woman April M. Pennington told the Times that she saw the footage through a Facebook group chat, reported it to the driver’s employer Dinner Delivered, and that she posted it last Thursday because the company didn’t seem to be doing anything about it. Dinner Delivered general manager Aliyah Wilson said the driver will no longer work for them. She also said Webb was not connected to the company. Wilson said the company was able to track down the video due to the 89-cent tip remark. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #15 Timeline does not make sense. How come he still has this customers salsa after he gets his 89 cent tip? |
| Posted by: Grunter 2019-02-28 20:11 |
| #14 Next time he wants to try that, someone should ensure it's the reaper pepper salsa. |
| Posted by: Silentbrick 2019-02-28 17:26 |
| #13 May not be much surface area there KBK. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2019-02-28 16:31 |
| #12 The hot variety would probably make a dead man hop... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-02-28 16:21 |
| #11 I like this stuff. I drive to Publix and buy it in person... http://www.mateossalsa.com/ |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-02-28 16:13 |
| #10 Must be weak salsa, or he’d be hopping |
| Posted by: KBK 2019-02-28 15:56 |
| #9 Only reasons not to go get your own: Car won't start; you're drunk; you are a lazy f*ck. You enjoy eating mystery salsa. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2019-02-28 15:18 |
| #8 Only reasons not to go get your own: Car won't start; you're drunk; you are a lazy f*ck. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-02-28 15:17 |
| #7 Never order refried beans from these guys. |
| Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2019-02-28 14:49 |
| #6 Mr.Webb’s friend is contracted with that he’s been blackballed. (Yes, I know: to my room) Better 'black' than.... blue. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2019-02-28 14:44 |
| #5 two contradictory self-serving statements of stoopid I read the “no longer work for them” as informing GrubHub or whatever delivery service Mr. Webb’s friend is contracted with that he’s been blackballed. (Yes, I know: to my room) And the other part confirms that the restaurant never had the friend on the payroll — though his misjudgement was allowing his stupid friend, Mr, Webb, to be in the car when he was working. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2019-02-28 13:56 |
| #4 Beso, that time of year; even have irons still hot. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2019-02-28 12:37 |
| #3 Dinner Delivered general manager Aliyah Wilson said the driver will no longer work for them. She also said Webb was not connected to the company. Thanks, Aliyah, for two contradictory self-serving statements of stoopid |
| Posted by: Frank G 2019-02-28 08:36 |
| #2 My neighbors get almost everything delivered. Often, if the delivery people come to my door by mistake, they act like complete assh*les when told politely that they are at the wrong address. I guess doing gig economy deliveries attracts a certain type. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-02-28 07:17 |
| #1 |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2019-02-28 07:02 |