A drive-thru customer enraged by the paucity of meat on his Mexican pizza stormed a Taco Bell in South Carolina and "walked into the kitchen area and began making his own food," police report.Something I've never had the guts to do just yet.
According to cops, the suspect entered the Taco Bell in Spartanburg Wednesday afternoon complaining that "there was not enough meat on his Mexican pizza." A store employee told cops that she "re-made the suspect’s food."
Probably just as bad as it was the first time. Only with added drool. And a complete lack of creativity.
The man, however, was equally displeased with his second pizza and demanded a refund. When told that was not possible since a manager was not on the premises, the suspect became "enraged," declaring that he "would show the employees how to make his food the appropriate way," according to a police report.
Hopefully senior management was there to get his secret recipe.
The man then "walked behind the counter into the kitchen area and began making his own food." A Taco Bell worker noted that the suspect "did not follow proper health/safety guidelines" by not wearing "protective gloves while making his food."
Oh no!
The Taco Bell employee said the suspect "made himself another Mexican pizza and subsequently left the store and premises." The man, the worker said, "was angry and upset throughout his time in the facility" and used foul language in response to her repeated demands to leave the Taco Bell.
Not until I get about 20 packets of your wimpy-a$$ hot sauce!
Investigators described the Mexican pizza enthusiast as a black man with "braids/dreadlocks" in his late-20s or early-30s. The man, dressed in a a dark sweatshirt and gray pants, left the restaurant in a late-model Dodge Challenger driven by a woman who never entered the restaurant.
Oh honey, not again.
Police expect to retrieve video surveillance footage recorded by Taco Bell security cameras. If apprehended, the suspect faces possible misdemeanor larceny and trespass charges.
I'm kinda hoping he gets away with it.