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Home Front: Politix
Press Concerned After Trump Enters Room Accompanied By Imperial March
2019-04-22
[Babylon Bee] WASHINGTON, D.C.‐Members of the White House Press Corp reported their terrified concern after the White House Band began playing the Imperial March ahead of a Trump press conference Thursday afternoon, sources confirmed.

The solemn march has historically been associated with the rise of the Galactic Empire.

"Well, this can't be a good sign," one posted on Twitter along with the footage of Trump entering the room accompanied by the tune. "Does the White House understand the significance of this song?!?"

White House musicians then transitioned to the Emperor's Theme, Duel of the Fates, and finally lightened things up a bit with a popular, upbeat Cantina song.

The President issued a public update on the progress of the federal government's latest project, a large battle station the approximate size of a small moon. "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen," he said.

Trump was flanked by scores of Stormtroopers, Imperial guards, and TIE Fighter pilots, sources also confirmed at publishing time.
Posted by:Besoeker

#9  Drat, I got had again.
Posted by: JohnQC   2019-04-22 23:14  

#8  Why does anyone pay any attention to these MSM hacks? It is not worth the price of attention other than to get a fix on what the enemy is doing.
Posted by: JohnQC   2019-04-22 23:13  

#7  You may have been, Canuckistan sniper. Hank is redeemed.

And I’ll pass the word to go back to the Babylon Bee graphic.
Posted by: trailing wife   2019-04-22 22:51  

#6  Am I the only one who saw that this is from The Babylon Bee?
Posted by: Canuckistan sniper   2019-04-22 22:47  

#5  It's funny because the party out of power always rants about the President staying in power after their second term. I heard this about Clinton, W, and Obama. I'm sure it'll start the day after Trump is re-elected.

Yet they always go away after their second term is up. Some don't go far enough away but at least they leave the white house.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2019-04-22 22:04  

#4  Hmmm,

More proof the liberal media does not have a sense of humor.

The Trumpster is just killing them
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2019-04-22 21:30  

#3  Hahaha! I've joked he should do it during a press event. Watching the collective pearl grabbing with simultaneous heads exploding would be so worth it.
Posted by: DarthVader   2019-04-22 11:15  

#2  Were the Secret Service all dressed in scarlet?
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2019-04-22 10:08  

#1  Think the Darth Bolton pic would be apropos as well
Posted by: Warthog   2019-04-22 09:26  

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