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Home Front: Culture Wars
CNN Viewers Are Now Less Common Than Witches, Real-Estate Agents And Prostitutes
2019-05-04
Lulz!
[Newsbusters via Weasel Zippers] This week it was reported that CNN lost 26 percent of its audience, down 237,000 viewers since April 2018, and down nearly 40 percent from its 2016 peak. To put those numbers in their proper perspective:

â–  According to Wikipedia, the population of prostitutes in the U.S. (approximately one million) is larger than the population of CNN viewers.

â–  Across all cable networks, CNN now ranks 15th, behind Home and Garden TV (4th), the Hallmark Channel (9th) and the Food Network (14th).

â–  The 237,000 viewers CNN has shed over just the last year is more than the populations of Richmond, Virginia (227,032), Baton Rouge, Louisiana (225,374) or Des Moines, Iowa (217,521).
Posted by:Frank G

#6  Also, out of the three only the real estate agents watch CNN. To evaluate which neighborhoods are suddenly going to tank.

Witches live in a world that is far more real than CNN's.

Prostitutes have more integrity.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-05-04 13:11  

#5  Because prostitutes have higher standards?

Posted by: Frozen Al   2019-05-04 11:56  

#4  Fewer people are flying?
Posted by: Matt   2019-05-04 11:22  

#3  I'd say only one. Nobody believes in witches, and nobody likes real-estate agents.
Posted by: Clem   2019-05-04 10:44  

#2  "Witches, Real-Estate Agents And Prostitutes"

Only two of these provide a benefit to society.
Posted by: Iblis   2019-05-04 09:30  

#1  "Even though we are becoming more selective in our appeal, for people who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like."
Posted by: SteveS   2019-05-04 09:02  

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