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Man Identifying As Woman Gets New Vagina Made From A Tilapia
2019-05-18
[Red State] Have you ever been reeling in a largemouth bass and ‐ right at the point when the scaly, finned fighter popped out of the water ‐ thought, "Hey ‐ that thing would make some great genitals"?

Or have you ever been hunkered down at Red Lobster, fork in hand and bibb tucked in, and just before you stabbed that crispy red snapper, gone, "Wait a minute ‐ I think this should be in my pants"?

If so, apparently, you’re not alone.

A 35-year-old Brazilian man recently put the "lap" in "tilapia," courtesy of a groundbreaking procedure. The reason? He’d found himself in a pickle: His vagina was collapsing.

You see, when Maju was a young teen, he decided he was a woman trapped in a man’s body. So in 1999, he became the 4th person in the South American country to undergo an experimental operation to turn his #ToxicMasculinity into a #BelieveAllWomen.

But, as he relayed to FocusOn News, a problem arose:
Posted by:Besoeker

#9  My Daddy told me, "If it smells like fish throw it back."
Posted by: Skidmark   2019-05-18 18:31  

#8  Gives a whole new innuendo to "If it smells like fish, have a dish"
Posted by: DarthVader   2019-05-18 08:10  

#7  So is Tilapial a new word now?
Posted by: Beau   2019-05-18 06:49  

#6  I think pretty much every commenter on this article runs the risk of being sent to their room today...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-05-18 06:47  

#5  there were remnants of cavernous bodies, erectile tissue structures, still in the vaginal space.

When biology itself tells you to go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-05-18 05:43  

#4  Smells fishy to me.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2019-05-18 05:42  

#3  The jokes write themselves.
Posted by: Tyranysaurus Clavith3514   2019-05-18 05:17  

#2  Suggestion: Don't bread it
Posted by: Frank G   2019-05-18 04:41  

#1  I had to read it to be sure 'Red State' had not switched to Babylon Bee format.
Posted by: Glenmore   2019-05-18 01:21  

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