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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Trouble snowballs for man who shot himself in nads
[The Wenatchee World] CASHMERE ‐ A convicted felon accidentally shot himself in the genitals last month at an apartment in Cashmere. His problems didn’t stop there.

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles and into his thigh, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 16 in Chelan County Superior Court.

Instead of heading directly to a hospital, Wilson instructed his girlfriend to first drive to Lincoln Park in Wenatchee, where he gave the pistol to a friend, the affidavit said. A 13-time convicted felon, it is illegal for Wilson to possess a firearm.

As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.
"That's not mine!"
Chelan County sheriff’s detectives were notified that Wilson had suffered a gunshot wound and then responded to the hospital. They searched the car and found a bag of methamphetamine inside a pair of blood-stained jeans he’d taken off before entering the hospital.
Posted by:Besoeker

#3  A THIRTEEN time convicted felon?

But, the question is, have his voting rights been restored?
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-05-23 15:14  

#2  Snow Balls ! I see what you did there , still funny though.
Posted by: Snavimble Bucket1794   2019-05-23 09:31  

#1  A THIRTEEN time convicted felon? At age 27? At least he won't contribute (further?) to the gene pool.
Posted by: Glenmore   2019-05-23 08:41