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Lena Dunham Poses Nude (Severe Eyeball Warning!) |
2019-05-30 |
[BREITBART] Actress Lena Dunham posed nude on social media to encourage people to love themselves more, the latest in a bizarre series of missives about weight gain and body positivity. "Lookit dat, honey! You ain't nearly as fat as her!" Posing naked amid a sunny backdrop, the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood actress pledged to donate to the women’s organization Peggy Albrecht Friendly House, a charity that helps women suffering from alcoholism and drug abuse, for every person who leaves a comment on her Instagram with a reason why they chose to love themselves. "Oh, Earl! You say the nicest things!" "Let's have sex!" “Any negativity that comes your way is just an excuse to love yourself even more, right? Comment on my [Instagram] post with a reason you love yourself,” Lena Dunham wrote. “For every comment in the next week, I’ll be donating a dollar to @PeggyAlbrechtFH.” "Here, help me get this car cover off!" "I like that car cover! It makes yer butt look sexy!" "Earl!" "Claudine!" "Oh, take me, Earl!" |
Posted by:Fred |
#11 IIRC the Church of the Sub-Genius was a creation of the guys at National Lampoon. They were looking for "Slack" and they were religious. They believed in a "Fighting Jesus" and had an illustration of him smiting the bad guys with a Thompson Sub Machine Gun. Lena is wound up so tight the poop is going to be coming out of her ears. |
Posted by: Snavimble Bucket1794 2019-05-30 20:37 |
#10 Has Lena joined the Church of the SubGenius ? Sure looks like she's a member. |
Posted by: 3dc 2019-05-30 15:38 |
#9 See that whale tattoo? It was a minnow when she got it... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-05-30 14:41 |
#8 She so fat, she didn't move enough and got tagged |
Posted by: Frank G 2019-05-30 13:40 |
#7 The antediluvian Venus Depicted with wonderful freeness By primitive artists Was also hit hardest By fat-shaming Cro-Magnon meanness. |
Posted by: Gomez Whaimble5487 2019-05-30 12:53 |
#6 From a different angle. |
Posted by: Woodrow 2019-05-30 09:53 |
#5 For some reason, I am reminded of primitive rock paintings on the side of a cliff. |
Posted by: SteveS 2019-05-30 09:24 |
#4 It's like watching a train wreck--a blend of curiosity and horror. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2019-05-30 09:08 |
#3 All I can think of is the cop at the end of Bullit after Frank shot Johnny Ross, telling the crowd to get back: "...you don't want to see that, lady..." |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-05-30 07:01 |
#2 CG issues here, tail heavy. She'll never get that carpet off the ground. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2019-05-30 04:56 |
#1 "I got me a Chrysler, and it's as big as |
Posted by: Raj 2019-05-30 01:20 |