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Home Front: Politix
Biden promises he'll 'cure cancer' if elected president
2019-06-13
[WASHINGTONEXAMINER] Joe Foreign Policy Whiz Kid Biden
...Failed seeker of the Democratic presidential nomination on multiple occasions, vice president under Barack Obama, giving it a last try in his dotage for 2020...
 told an audience in Ottumwa, Iowa Tuesday that his White House would "cure" cancer should he beat President Trump in 2020.

"I've worked so hard in my career, that I promise you, if I'm elected president you're gonna see single most important thing that changes America, we're gonna cure cancer," Biden said to applause.

During his stint as vice president, Biden oversaw the "Cancer Moonshot" initiative of the B.O. regime. During his final State of the Union address, Obama announced the program that resulted in a report outlining recommendations for funding and areas to focus research.

After his term, Biden oversaw the Biden Cancer Initiative dedicated to cancer prevention and research until he stepped down from the organization immediately after he announced his run for president.
Posted by:Fred

#16  I thought it was the Bee at first, but the writing style didn't match.
Posted by: james   2019-06-13 21:12  

#15  Joe, "head up the ass syndrome" isn't cancer.
Posted by: Woodrow   2019-06-13 18:19  

#14  Good news, M.D. Anderson fans!

"Making Biden history!"
Posted by: Skidmark   2019-06-13 15:50  

#13  https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8aed19e7-3119-45b2-913c-06e317e4e226
Posted by: rjschwarz   2019-06-13 14:03  

#12  JohnQC, I've seen that quote attributed to Hillary.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2019-06-13 14:03  

#11  Always remember the great old jokes: If Trump walked on water the NYT headline would be "Trump Can't Swim." If Trump cured cancer the NYT headline would be "Trump Practicing Medicine Without a License."
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-06-13 12:52  

#10  I mean, if Al Gore could invent the Internet...
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2019-06-13 12:50  

#9  #6 Metastatic government and fake news media is America's #1 problem. BP, hope you don't mind the editorial add-on.

Whether true or not, George H.W. Bush has been attributed with saying: "If the American people knew what we have done, they would string us up from the lamp posts"
Posted by: JohnQC   2019-06-13 10:02  

#8  Maybe he could invent the Internet too.
Posted by: Iblis   2019-06-13 09:35  

#7  How do you explain voters stupid enough to vote for these people?
Posted by: SR-71   2019-06-13 08:38  

#6  Metastatic government is America's #1 problem.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2019-06-13 08:32  

#5  Good! Biden gives me cancer every time I hear him.
Posted by: Gloger Spawn of the Gepids2733   2019-06-13 04:42  

#4  All the usual red flag clichés apply: moonshot, Manhattan project, full court press, and so on. The usual crowd of gullible voters and journos will lap it up.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-06-13 03:30  

#3  Good news, M.D. Anderson fans!
Joe Biden has medical plans
If your masses don't shrink
From his insolent wink
And the stink of his magical hands.
Posted by: Thatle Creremble2458   2019-06-13 02:29  

#2  And laying on of hands. Lots of that. Until it works. Might take a while.
Posted by: Thatle Creremble2458   2019-06-13 02:26  

#1  With unicorns and rainbows.
Posted by: DarthVader   2019-06-13 00:40  

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