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Conflict Looms Between Unstable, Warmongering, Rogue Nation And Iran
2019-06-26
[Babylon Bee] WORLD‐A potentially deadly conflict appears to be looming between an unstable, rogue, warmongering nation and Iran.

The nation that seems to be teetering on the brink of war with Iran is the only one on the planet that has nuclear weapons and has used them on civilians. The country has aggressively intervened in foreign conflicts for decades and seems not to respect the sovereignty of any nation.

"We're dealing with a country that sees itself as a kind of world police force," warned one commentator. "They seem to be willing to go to frightening lengths to accomplish their foreign policy objectives, no matter the cost in materials, money, or human lives."

"There's simply no negotiating with a rogue nation like this. When they decide they want war, they'll lie, cheat, and steal until they make it happen."
Posted by:Besoeker

#7  The best satire is the truth.

While the best satire contains an element of truth, they are, in fact, two different things.
Posted by: SteveS   2019-06-26 20:57  

#6  #3 - you descend to irrational hate of America. Democrat much?
Posted by: Frank G   2019-06-26 20:18  

#5  BE PRACTICAL AND REALISTIC. There are always going to be Wars. Wars are inevitable. And ask yourself what the track record for success in any particular war IS, and then note the Consistency of the same war success. And perhaps examine the success and consistency and measure of winning to the country having a war with Iran.
How are Iran's chances compared to the forces arrayed against it?
What is the relative size, professionalism, and technology, of the contenders? Who has the bigger population and the relative number of men on both sides ?ITAN doesn't... Who has the Navy and weapons and military size? Who has the careers to be made and the opportunities for advancement ? Iran has just enjoyed a RECENT WAR and they had LOTS of casualties. The other side didn't. The Iraqis fought Iran for several years, and then lost their own war in weeks '"Somebody "took Iraq's bullion reserves and paid for the war and kept the Gold for "safe keeping".

And Iraq's war was a"walk" And everybody in the world saw it. And it must always be remembered in War somebody wins and somebody steps on your gonads, and squashes them to bloody paste and then bayonets you in the mouth and laughs. That is what wars are all about, and that is why they call them Wars. War is not a satire or a joke or a lesson you can laugh about . Somebody WINS. Somebody LOSES.Word to the wise, Stay away from that guy who wins in weeks not years.. Iran word to the Wise.Iran PAY ATTENTION.85% of Iran's Oil is practically all their wallet it is concentrated in One Provinve bordering Iraq. Khuzestan. The population is NOT Persian in Khuzestan..its Arab. Take Khuzestan and offer it to the Soddy's and watch the Soddy's have to hold it, offer the Soddys air superiority and block the few roads over the Zagros Mountains and sell the ammo and war hardware to Soddy. Allow Soddy to sit on BOTH sides of the Hormuz straites. I see money to be made.Sell all the Afghan Dope processes in Pakistan to all the mothers in Iran. The Persians call the Azeris cockroaches. Get them to handle the Dope trade and the human trafficking for Iranian motherhood to finance their habit. Turn the Iranian graveyards into whore houses. Teach them the real meaning of war.
Posted by: Rupert Flavigum5230   2019-06-26 19:01  

#4  Reflects Herb "Khomeini" McCoy's distorted mind.
Posted by: Varmint Splat1454   2019-06-26 14:37  

#3  The best satire is the truth.

Come on, refute anything that was said. Cite sources.
Posted by: Herb McCoy    2019-06-26 12:43  

#2  'MURICA!!! EFFF YEAH!!!
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2019-06-26 10:04  

#1  You-know-who is writing for The Bee now?
If not, it's an uncanny parody. Although, they did leave out the Gulf of Tonkin.
Posted by: SteveS   2019-06-26 09:53  

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