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Woman Banned from Walmart for Eating Half a Cake, Refusing to Pay
2019-07-01
[BREITBART] A Texas police department has banned a woman from Walmart for reportedly eating half of a cake and refusing to pay for the other, uneaten half.

A front man for the Wichita Falls, Texas, police department told the Wichita Falls Times-Record that police responded to a call of theft at Walmart on Tuesday evening after 8:00 p.m. because a woman entered a store, ate half of a cake, and did not want to pay for the uneaten half.

Hughes said police banned the woman from the store for the alleged theft.

This is not the first time a Wichita Falls, Texas, Walmart had a customer banned from its premises over the past year.

According to a story that went viral in January, the store banned a woman for allegedly taking a joyride on an electric cart meant for persons with disabilities while she drank wine out of a Pringles potato chip can.

Police eventually discovered the woman at a nearby restaurant, where they broke the news to her that she was banned from going back to the local Walmart.
Posted by:Fred

#5  Skid, shame on you, look at what you've started. You should be punished.
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2019-07-01 11:58  

#4  And then there's the worst of 'em all. The mechanic telling the Eskimo his snowmobile is running rough because "he blew a seal." The Eskimo says "Hey! Leave my private life out of it..."
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-07-01 09:13  

#3  Here is another lesson: An Eskimo took his kayak out on a cold day and he got so cold he decided to build a fire in it. The fire burned through the bottom and the kayak sank, drowning the Eskimo. The moral is you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2019-07-01 08:27  

#2  A lesson learned:
you can't have your cake and eat it too
Posted by: Skidmark   2019-07-01 03:22  

#1  Sounds like she belongs in a straitjacket.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-07-01 01:26  

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