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Antifa Shatters Mirror In Attempt To Punch Nazi |
2019-07-02 |
[Babylon Bee] PORTLAND, OR‐A member of Antifa, Dustin Day, injured himself over the weekend while attempting to punch a nazi he spotted. "So I had my mask on and was ready to fight any nazis that came to Portland -- because I guess the city is full of them -- and then I saw one," explained Day. "You could tell from just one look at the guy that he was a crazed sociopath looking for any excuse to get violent." That’s when Day said he ran up and attempted to punch the nazi, but instead his fist hit some sort of "invisible shield." He then screamed, "Advanced nazi technology!" and ran away. Further investigation of where Day says he encountered the nazi revealed only a broken mirror hanging on the wall. This all comes on the heels of three Antifa members looking down into a lake, saying they saw three nazis in the water, and promptly drowning in the confrontation. |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#6 Not satire: Aug 17 looks to be set for Battle for Portland. Set your calendars. |
Posted by: Rex Mundi 2019-07-02 14:07 |
#5 One of these days, I'll learn to read the byline first. Dear God, we are in the Crazy Years! ∞ |
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2019-07-02 12:20 |
#4 Also makes me wonder what variety of actors lie behind the mask. The anonymity affords almost anyone to indulge their inner Patrick Bateman. |
Posted by: Dron66046 2019-07-02 10:59 |
#3 I was "Not Bee". Doh! |
Posted by: Frank G 2019-07-02 09:54 |
#2 It has gotten too hard to tell satire from fact. |
Posted by: Glenmore 2019-07-02 09:33 |
#1 When people totally lack self awareness, it makes these tales so easy. What next, Maxine Waters discovers a racist in her bathroom? |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2019-07-02 08:23 |