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| Disney's live-action reboot for The Little Mermaid has found its Ariel |
| 2019-07-05 |
| [IMAGES.DAWN] Singer and actor Haile Bailey has been roped in for the role a. She's not a redhead b. Ain't she a little old for the role? |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #9 should be a real Mer-person, not some faker. And trans. |
| Posted by: gorb 2019-07-05 16:36 |
| #8 She also has nice hoots. That's gotta count for something when we're talking mermaids. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2019-07-05 13:14 |
| #7 I'm assuming her alphabetic ghey bona-fides are the most important aspect of her getting the role. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-07-05 13:02 |
| #6 Think Ah'l buy dinner and a six pack with the ticket price instead. Maybe a bag of Doritos. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2019-07-05 10:40 |
| #5 I stopped seeing Disney movies when the fucked up Star Wars. Still not going to see any more of them. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2019-07-05 10:04 |
| #4 should be a real Mer-person, not some faker. |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2019-07-05 09:48 |
| #3 I thought cultural appropriation was "baad". Only for the wrong kind of people. |
| Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2019-07-05 09:30 |
| #2 What's wrong with this picture? I thought cultural appropriation was "baad". |
| Posted by: AlanC 2019-07-05 07:14 |
| #1 It wouldn't surprise me if they made her Snow white. |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2019-07-05 01:48 |