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Absolute Stupidity: 200,000 plan to storm Area 51
2019-07-10
[DiscussGlobal] Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us

The event was most likely started as a joke seeing as the creators are “Shitposting cause im in shambles” and “SmyleeKun.” However, now that the event has gone viral there is a very likely chance that people will show up to the area that has long been a subject of discussion for UFO enthusiasts.

The event is scheduled for September 20, 2019, at 3:00 am. The about section reads, “We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.” As the event continues to spread across the Web, the chances continue to grow that UFO enthusiasts will show up at Area 51 on the event day. Whether or not anybody will actually storm Area 51 will be another story, as chances are security will be increased around the area the day of the event. The event page suggests using the “Naruto run” as a main strategy.
Posted by:3dc

#14  Sounds like a self-selecting gene pool cleanup to me.
Posted by: Whiskey Mike   2019-07-10 16:47  

#13  I suppose when they all disappear, it won't help put the alien abduction theories to rest. On the other hand, they seem to be volunteering for a probe. Any guesses on how many are from California?
Posted by: Luigi Prince of the P*ssed8114   2019-07-10 13:41  

#12  ...You know, a couple decades ago a protester at the USN'S Bremerton WA Trident missile sub base lay down on the railroad tracks in front of a train that he (and others) believed my have been carrying nuclear warheads. His feeling - and that of every other protester there - was that there was no way the train would continue; that it would have to stop for the virtuous soul athwart the tracks.

The train did not stop, and the Virtuous Soul lost both legs. I have worked closely with many of the men and women who keep the weapons moving from point A to point B, and I assure you they will run down their sainted grandmothers if need be. Interestingly - and I am sure there is no connection at all - I am unaware of any other attempts to stop the weapons trains.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2019-07-10 12:34  

#11  "They can't shoot all of us"

I believe the British and French tried that tactic from 1914-17 and found out 'yes, they can'.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2019-07-10 12:06  

#10  They better hope security doesnt have a working version of the Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2019-07-10 11:18  

#9  If the bullets don't get 'em the space aliens will.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2019-07-10 10:55  

#8   Naruto Run

Sounds like someone instigated a lot of retarded individuals to put up some uncivil disturbance at a military site. The words they use like, "They can't shoot all of us", and "Storm" sound rather similar to what we've been hearing on the news lately by other people. Just saying.



Posted by: Dron66046   2019-07-10 10:46  

#7  Area 51 in September is a bit....balmy hotter than F
Posted by: Frank G   2019-07-10 09:32  

#6  If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets.

Apparently a grasp of physics you have not.

Also a mini-gun would fuck up all of your shit.
Posted by: DarthVader   2019-07-10 09:20  

#5  Ma Deuce to the white courtesy phone, Ma Deuce please.
Posted by: AlanC   2019-07-10 08:53  

#4  What the heck is "naruto run"? Someone's going to be surprised that life does not imitate anime...
Posted by: CrazyFool   2019-07-10 08:29  

#3  Last I recall, the security force Blackhawks are armed.
Posted by: Skidmark   2019-07-10 08:22  

#2  More than 165,000 'alien hunters' say they will storm Area 51 in September to look for extraterrestrial life at the secretive and heavily guarded military base in Nevada desert
Posted by: Skidmark   2019-07-10 08:21  

#1  They Can’t Stop All of Us

Stephen Paddock opened fire on a crowd of concertgoers...He killed 58 people and wounded 422, and the ensuing panic brought the injury total to 851... The shooting occurred between 10:05 and 10:15 p.m. PDT

In 10 minutes, one guy stopped a bunch.


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Have fun.
Posted by: Skidmark   2019-07-10 06:39  

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