[FOX8] A routine traffic stop leads to the arrest of a known drug dealer in Florida."Step away from the car and keep yer hands up, Florida Man!"
According to the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office, a deputy pulled Derick McKay over for speeding on July 11.
[Rrrrrr!]
When he started talking to McKay, he noticed that he seemed nervous and that there was a smell of marijuana.
"Hmm... Smells like Marijuana the Killer Weed... and... and butt."
McKay claimed he didn’t have anything illegal in his custody, but that turned out to be a lie.
"Nope. Nope. Not me!"
"Yer lips just fell off."
"Nid ney?"
*snort*
After he was brought to jail for driving on a suspended license, he confessed to hiding narcotics in his buttocks.
Ewwww!
He then proceeded to remove more than a dozen small baggies.
More than a dozen is thirteen, maybe fourteen.
They included a small baggie of crack, eight small baggies of heroin, two small baggies of Molly, a small baggie of marijuana, 12 Lortab pills, and 12 Oxycodone pills.
That makes fourteen, unless the pills weren't in bags.
McKay is now facing multiple charges and is currently being held without bond.
"Yer honor, the accused is charged with adulterating Marijuana the Killer Weed with ass."
"How do you plead, Florida Man?"
The sheriff’s office said he has a criminal history dating back to 2008.
That's more than ten years.
