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Police pop woman who peed on potatoes in Walmart
2019-07-31
Ick. This is why we always wash fresh fruits and vegetables before using them, boys and girls. Sometimes it’s strange women, you see, and sometimes it’s merely bugs or rodents doing the deed.
[NYPOST] Police have nabbed the woman who peed in a bin of potatoes in a western Pennsylvania Walmart last Wednesday. A store employee spotted the tot mama in the act and immediately notified law enforcement.

The curly-haired brunette was captured on surveillance video entering the store — and the West Mifflin Borough Police Department posted screen grabs to its Twitter and website.

“Identification assistance — Walmart Incident,” cops captioned the images in a call for the community to help expose public enemy No. 1.

The shamed spud soaker, a k a Grace Brown, 20, turned herself in Tuesday.

“She was identified,” West Mifflin Police Chief Anthony Topolnak tells The Post, saying the woman came to the police station with her attorney and “admitted that was her in the video.”

The Allegheny County District Attorney’s office was contacted and recommends Brown be charged with “criminal mischief, open lewdness, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness,” Topolnak says.

“This type of obscene conduct is outrageous and we immediately disposed of the affected products and sanitized the area to ensure its cleanliness and safety for our customers,” Walmart said a statement.

The distasteful story comes weeks after a woman was filmed licking and returning ice cream to a Texas Walmart’s shelves was ID’d, and just days after Indiana teens were spotted spitting into soda bottles and putting them back in a convenience store fridge.

Posted by:Fred

#6  Lobotomize her. That's what she'd have got just a few decades ago.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-07-31 10:54  

#5  Four horsemen pee on them all the time they are next to the apples!
Les
Posted by: Omorong Black8889   2019-07-31 10:04  

#4  Adulterating / contaminating any food product or other orally consumable product is product tampering and should be charged / punished as such. The Allegheny county DA is more concerned with providing cover for the mayor of Pissburgh's gun control crusade than he could ever be with protecting the public from criminals.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-07-31 08:03  

#3  Time to bring back public stocks. Hey, the SJWs are all into shaming what could be their objection? That its not on Twitter?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2019-07-31 07:59  

#2  I suppose my concern over motorists refusing to use turn indicators should be the least of my worries.
Posted by: Besoeker   2019-07-31 07:06  

#1  Fry her
Posted by: Frank G   2019-07-31 07:04  

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