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Marianne Williamson Not Sure What She's Doing Up Here With All These Crazy People |
2019-08-02 |
[Babylon Bee] DETROIT, MI‐Presidential candidate Marianne Williamson reported Tuesday that she was not sure what she was doing up on stage with "all these crazy people" after CNN's first Democratic debate. Williamson pointed out that between a guy who praised the Soviet Union, a woman who pretended to be Native American to get ahead in life, and a woman who beats her staffers with a wooden spoon, she was clearly the adult during the debate. "I mean, these guys are really far out there," Williamson said with a concerned look on her face as she smelled a crystal to calm her down. "It was pretty obvious I didn't belong up there. Man, where did the Democrats find such nutcases?" "I'm starting to worry the crazy might rub off on me," she added. "I need to purge myself of the negative energy we just witnessed up there. Does anyone have a goat, a knife, and some candles?" |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#3 Vita imitares apes |
Posted by: Lex 2019-08-02 19:47 |
#2 The Dims are so radically left, there is no longer such a thing as Peace and Love my poor Marianne. |
Posted by: Phaick Uneretle6310 2019-08-02 19:15 |
#1 So has the Bee turned to serious journalism? |
Posted by: gorb 2019-08-02 10:57 |