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Home Front: Politix
BetoORourke will deliver a ‘major address to the nation’ tomorrow...
2019-08-15
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Posted by:Fred

#13  Maybe he'll reveal himself as a space alien and tell off everybody listening for being an idiot. It would about the only thing he could do that would be "major".
Posted by: Vernal Hatrick   2019-08-15 20:57  

#12  "Duuude! We're all goin' to Meh-ksee-koh!!!"
Posted by: charger   2019-08-15 20:36  

#11  He puts mayonnaise on his tacos.

Ah, white condiment supremacy, eh?
Posted by: SteveS   2019-08-15 16:47  

#10  Perfect pic to go with article. The address will be as painful to watch as to listen to, and it will blow up in his face.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2019-08-15 15:20  

#9  "I hate Trump!!!!! He is a threat to our communist/socialist agenda. I hate him!" Speech complete...
Posted by: 49 Pan   2019-08-15 14:55  

#8  Did it hurt when George pulled his hand and arm out Beto's ass?
Posted by: Snavimble Bucket1794   2019-08-15 13:36  

#7  "Will deliver a MAJOR address.....from a skateboard"
Posted by: Frank g   2019-08-15 12:59  

#6  He puts mayonnaise on his tacos.

(good stuff GT)
Posted by: swksvolFF   2019-08-15 11:23  

#5  "I'm tired of your Gringos. I'm going back to Mexico!"?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2019-08-15 10:41  

#4  it's not a major address, no one cares
Posted by: chris   2019-08-15 09:31  

#3  That eliminates the need to put a woman on the ticket. Can't wait to see a Prius with a "MasterBeto / Cornhoolian" bum-per sticker...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-08-15 08:49  

#2  And an enraptured nation awaits. Breathlessly I might add.
Posted by: anymouse   2019-08-15 01:31  

#1  "Friends, how long have we known each other?
A year ago, the nation first met The Artist Known As BETO.
A justice warrior. A smoker, joker, a midnight toker.
Transgressive, in a po-mo Kennedyesque way.
Now we break new ground.
I come forth today to transform America.
To translate our creed into muchas idiomas.
To transition our party from old and embarrassingly white into new and fresh and multi-culti, tutti-frutti, LGBTQABCbabyUanMe.
I announce the candidacy of BETA O'ROURKE, transitioning to trans, your first and next transgender commander in chief!
Posted by: Grusomble Thrising8496   2019-08-15 01:19  

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