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Home Front: Politix
This Scientific Breakthrough Could Increase the Odds that Hillary Clinton Runs for President Again
2019-08-18
[Free Beacon] A new scientific breakthrough could increase the odds that Hillary Clinton, 71, could enter the Democratic primary in an effort to unite the party behind a tried and tested (albeit twice-failed) candidate in 2020.

Clinton, whose unsuccessful 2016 campaign was plagued by challenges related to likability, balance, mobility, health scares, corruption, incompetence, and hubris, will be thrilled to learn that researchers at Keio University in Japan have developed a piece of technology that could mitigate at least one of those factors in the event she decides to run again.

The "Arque" is an "artificial biomimicry-inspired anthropomorphic tail" that elderly individuals can wear "as an extension of human body to provide active momentum alteration in balancing situations, or as a device to alter body momentum for full-body haptic feedback scenarios." In other words, it could be just the thing Hillary needs to overcome the general distaste with which she is viewed by a majority of the voting public.
Posted by:Besoeker

#6  The fallback plan is LSD in the water supply.
Posted by: Waldemar Clunk5446   2019-08-18 23:51  

#5  Well it is said that the devil is in the tails or is that details ? Of course with her and mumbles Pelosi around it may be the death knells or screeching end of the Democrat Party .
Posted by: Flesing Wittlesbach3140   2019-08-18 12:43  

#4  Can't top #2.

Not gonna try.
Posted by: charger   2019-08-18 12:42  

#3  re:#2 - *Snort* {coffee/keyboard disaster}
Posted by: Shith Slereting3318   2019-08-18 07:59  

#2  Reptiles already have a tail.
Undisputed Snark O' The Day
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2019-08-18 06:16  

#1  Well the anthracite heart didn't help her the last time.
Posted by: Bugs Prince of the Danes7415   2019-08-18 06:15  

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