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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Swedish Scientist Proposes Cannibalism to Fight Climate Change
2019-09-06
[Breitbart] Swedish behavioural scientist Dr. Creutzfeldt Jakob Magnus Söderlund has suggested that eating other people after they die could be a means of combatting climate change.

The scientist mentioned the possibility of cannibalism during a broadcast on Swedish television channel TV4 this week about a fair in Stockholm regarding "food of the future".

Söderlund is set to hold seminars at the event, entitled "Gastro Summit ‐ about the future of food" where he intends to discuss the possibility of eating people in the name of cutting down greenhouse emissions.

According to his research, the main problem with the idea is the widespread taboo of eating human flesh and said that conservative attitudes could make it hard to convince Swedes at large to take up the practice of cannibalism.

Posted by:Besoeker

#19  Surströmming comes close enough
Posted by: European Conservative   2019-09-06 22:13  

#18  Wonder what PETA's take on this is......
Posted by: Mercutio   2019-09-06 21:08  

#17  "How to Serve Man"
Posted by: Mercutio   2019-09-06 21:07  

#16  Where's Swift? Tin Can Alley, a phantom,
A man, baby! Cherchez le panem.
Ad Canam, a stork,
Out of work, squawks, "Short pork!
Sure it's kosher... for stylish kohanim."

Accusative and dative... why do they hate me?
Posted by: Slenter Sinatra4266   2019-09-06 19:59  

#15  Are there any cute young Swedish blonde girls Left?
Posted by: Groth Hupans2047   2019-09-06 19:30  

#14  Jonathan Swift lives.
Posted by: Lex   2019-09-06 18:41  

#13  "Modernity's comfortable idle
Are tender, well-marbled, and vital,
Say Swedish chefs hired
To serve them, inspired
By this cookbook!" [You're Fired! is its title]
Posted by: Slenter Sinatra4266   2019-09-06 18:31  

#12  Why eat people who die by themselves ? They'd be old or diseased. Besides they'd already have added the majority of their share of carbon to the profile.

😈 I say, eat young, unemployed people !

'The tragedy is not to die, but to be wasted.' - Hannibal Lecter
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-09-06 17:22  

#11  Not Bee? Wasn't sure.
Posted by: Lex   2019-09-06 17:02  

#10  
Posted by: swksvolFF   2019-09-06 15:06  

#9  Grandma...she's whats for dinner!
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2019-09-06 11:13  

#8  Not the Babylon Bee? Fooled again...
Posted by: magpie   2019-09-06 11:05  

#7  Was sure this was the Bee.
Posted by: Iblis   2019-09-06 10:53  

#6  IowaHawk tweet on this topic
Posted by: 3dc   2019-09-06 10:34  

#5  You first!
Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance   2019-09-06 10:16  

#4  Soylet Green is people
Posted by: Procopius2k   2019-09-06 10:12  

#3  to your room, Deacon
Posted by: Frank G   2019-09-06 09:09  

#2  Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny. A cannibal was having digestive problems after eating someone. The witch doctor asked him to describe how he cooked him. The sick cannibal said, "I cut him up, put him in a pot of water with vegetables, herbs, spices, salt, and pepper". The witch doctor then asked him to describe the man. He said, "he was bald on top, wearing a robe down to his ankles with a nelt tied around the middle and sandals". The witch doctor said, "There's your problem. You ate a Friar instead of a boiler".
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2019-09-06 08:31  

#1  Sounds like a job for planned parenthood.
Posted by: Dale   2019-09-06 08:08  

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