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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Woman’s bizarre explanation for why she’s innocent in motel guard shooting
2019-09-13
[NYPOST] A Baltimore woman shot at a motel security guard who mistook her loud sex for a fight — but denies it was attempted murder because she is too good a shot to have missed, according to charging documents.

Allison Nicole Daughtrey, 34, got into a pissing hollering yelling match with the guard at a Days Inn on Monday after he booted her out for fighting even after she insisted she had just been having sex with her girlfriend, according to WJZ.
Ewwww!
Surveillance footage from the lobby reportedly caught her pulling out and firing a handgun at his head — with the guard saying it only missed because he moved at the last second, according to the documents.
"Yessir. Parted my hair, she did!"
However, Daughtrey insisted that her handgun accidentally fired after falling from her bag as she swung it at him during the struggle, according to the Baltimore Sun.

“If I intended to ever use the gun, I would never have missed the target,” she said, according to the Sun.

She then “bit him in his right arm and continued to pull the trigger” after he grabbed the gun, according to the charging documents. The guard was taken to MedStar Good Samaritan Hospital for treatment.
"That's right, yer honor! If'n I'da actually been bitin' I'da chewed his arm off!"
The bullet hit a metal frame near the lobby window and damaged the wall, curtains and window frame.

Daughtrey was arrested at the scene and is charged with attempted second-degree murder, assault, reckless endangerment, destruction of property and gun charges, according to the documents.

She is being held without bond at the Baltimore County Detention Center in Towson, the Sun reported.

Three children who had been with her at the hotel — in a separate room from her girlfriend — are in the care of their grandmother, according to the reports.

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Posted by:Fred

#9  Lamentations (caused by their) Womyn
Posted by: Lex   2019-09-13 16:32  

#8  If Arnold shows up wearing a robe, she should probably slither away as fast as she can.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2019-09-13 16:19  

#7  I think I've seen her in Conan the Barbarian. She was the body double for the James Earl Jones - Giant Snake thingy.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-09-13 15:22  

#6  uhh whoops ! I read it wrong. I thought they were in the room with a grandmother.

Still, it's really weird behavior taking three kids on a gorilla dyke date.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-09-13 15:13  

#5  Loud animal sex with girlfriend, with three children in the next room and a fucking grandm... WHAT ?!

Should the charges include 'impropriety in presence of two generations of dependents' ? No. I don't think it will. This sort of thing must be everyday in Baltimore.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-09-13 15:11  

#4  No report about whether her rabies shots were current.........
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2019-09-13 14:56  

#3  Three children who had been with her at the hotel — in a separate room from her girlfriend — are in the care of their grandmother, according to the reports.

The horror! Separated from their parent! (do I need to put a /sarc on that?)
Posted by: Procopius2k   2019-09-13 06:52  

#2  Not exactly a massive advocate for the right to bear arms there.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2019-09-13 05:34  

#1  BINASH
Posted by: Lex   2019-09-13 02:00  

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