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| General not allowed to take emotional support mistress on deployment |
| 2019-10-02 |
| [Duffelblog - Satire, Herb] JOINT BASE SAN ANTONIO, Texas ‐ A heartbreaking scene unfolded today at an Air Mobility Command terminal when staff told a general he would not be able to deploy with his emotional support mistress. As the general waited to board a plane with the young captain sitting on his lap, an airman working at the gate asked for a note from a military doctor and the captain's immunization records. When the general could not produce the required paperwork, the general was informed she would have to leave the aircraft.. "He really lost it when we told him she would not be able to accompany him," said Senior Airman C.K. Blocker. "We gave them a few minutes to say goodbye, and there was a fair amount of heavy petting before we took her away. But I'll admit, even I teared up a little when the old man told us they hadn't been apart since she was just a young second lieutenant." "But, rules are rules." While mistresses are not commonly prescribed for emotional support, passenger terminal staff agree that they are not the most bizarre service animals. |
| Posted by:Frank G |
| #10 NOTE: I posted this. It's Satire. I hoped to only assure Herb... |
| Posted by: Frank G 2019-10-02 19:23 |
| #9 Is there a particular General whom this might be aimed at? Inquiring minds etc |
| Posted by: Lex 2019-10-02 18:44 |
| #8 I like how yall put satire herb in the title It's "Herb" for our resident Libertarian. |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2019-10-02 17:01 |
| #7 For Debka, they issue salt. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2019-10-02 16:51 |
| #6 I like how yall put satire herb in the title |
| Posted by: chris 2019-10-02 15:56 |
| #5 Duffelblog is fantastic. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2019-10-02 15:35 |
| #4 This isn't the Bee? |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2019-10-02 15:20 |
| #3 What has the military come to This is unacceptable. /s |
| Posted by: Glenmore 2019-10-02 15:12 |
| #2 DIS-MISS them both! They are not in any condition to serve. They both are mentally unstable. |
| Posted by: ranture 2019-10-02 14:52 |
| #1 Perhaps he can rent one at his destination. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2019-10-02 11:41 |