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New Jersey homeowners say aggressive turkeys are terrorizing community
2019-11-11
[FOXNEWS] A large flock of aggressive wild turkeys appears to be exacting some Thanksgiving Dire Revenge, having swooped down out of nowhere on a once-tranquil New Jersey 55-and-over community that is now being terrorized by the unwelcome invaders.

No one appears to be happy that the mean birds ‐ as many as 60 of them ‐ have muscled in on Holiday City in Toms River and become a gobbling nuisance, according to reports.

"The turkeys are taking over," one resident told News 12 New Jersey. "It’s like an infestation."

The woman said people think it’s a laughing matter but it’s serious.

"When I can’t get out of my house to get in the car because they won’t go away and you can’t get them to go away and they go to bite you, yes, it’s a problem," she told the station.

The station reported that the turkeys have broken windows in Holiday City while WABC-TV reported being told by another resident Donna Scala that the turkeys were up on roofs, pecking away.

"Our brand-new vehicles? They're pecking at our vehicles," she told the station. "All I'm looking for is that they be moved. Put them in a big property, hundreds of acres of property."

That might be easier said than done.

Despite fielding a number of complaints, the local animal control office can't do anything about the turkeys due to state regulations.

"It's nuisance wildlife we are not licensed to trap, relocate, or as they use the word, harass the turkeys or any wildlife, for that matter, that's a nuisance," Toms River Animal Control’s Richard Barbosa told WABC.

News 12 reported being told that state wildlife officials were aware of the situation but that was all they said.

The wild turkeys weigh between 16 and 24 pounds and can run up to 20 miles per hour.
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Posted by:Fred

#14  Now, I may be yo' uncle, and my name might be Tom, but that don't make yo' ...
Posted by: Uncle Tom   2019-11-11 22:40  

#13  Why do you think they call it TOM'S River?
Posted by: Lex   2019-11-11 22:39  

#12  San Diego County has a wild turkey issue. They call it"Open Season"
Posted by: Frank G   2019-11-11 21:06  

#11  You say aggressive, I say delicious.
Posted by: Speatle Tojo5556   2019-11-11 16:36  

#10  Could they be exported to California? They need another pestilence.
Posted by: Bobby   2019-11-11 11:06  

#9  OH MY go out and pet them! Maybe the next bar too?? YOU LIBTURDs caused this?
Posted by: ranture   2019-11-11 09:36  

#8  About 60 birds. An interstate gang then. Someone call the feebs.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-11-11 09:22  

#7  Seems like an easy fix, but this is New Jersey after all.
Posted by: DarthVader   2019-11-11 09:12  

#6  Wild Turkey is tasty with ice.
Posted by: Skidmark   2019-11-11 09:11  

#5  I have a great wild turkey recipe. We only breast them since the rest of a Rio Grande wild turkey is too stringy.
Posted by: BrujoTejano    2019-11-11 08:53  

#4  But, Rambler, they taste good. Does no one there own a baseball bat?
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2019-11-11 08:23  

#3  Sorta taste like chicken. And Thanksgiving is just around the corner.

Of course, the wild turkeys aren't like the domestic turkey in the picture. They're smart, skinny, and aggressive.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2019-11-11 07:45  

#2  A lot of turkeys* don't make it through November. Just saying.

*Ben Franklin's noble bird.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2019-11-11 06:29  

#1  Anyone, in the entire community, owns a shotgun?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2019-11-11 03:43  

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