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| Don't Laugh Too Hard At Bloomberg Or He Might Not Run |
| 2019-11-11 |
| Kurt Schlichter Name the Democrat who is super-excited to have Michael Bloomberg barge into the Dem primaries like some nutty ex-girlfriend who gave you crabs popping in at your wedding. Where is the groundswell of support behind this pint-sized presidential aspirant? Perhaps the Democratic consultants who didn’t sign up with one of the other goofy candidates are happy. The micro-zillionaire may not have charisma or a vision or actual human support, but he’s got endless bucks to squander on electoral parasites. So, those jerks will love him getting in. And so will us Republicans ‐ Trump already has a nickname laid upon the numismatic gnome, "Little Michael." Real talk: the guy is delusional. Can you hear the excitement about the Verne Troyer of American politics bubbling over in the Midwest where this election’s going to be won?" "Hey Lou, good news. That Bloomberg guy is in the race. I’ve been lookin’ for a miniature Manhattan finance snob who wants to ban Cokes, take our deer rifles, and who makes the New York Times happy." "Yeah Phil, I’m sure getting tired of all this great economic good news and my kids not coming home in boxes from Whocaresistan." "We need a guy who’s thinks he’s smarter and better than us and isn’t afraid to tell us how to live our lives!" |
| Posted by:g(r)omgoru |
| #2 Left coast and right coast billionaires unite to spend money on virtue signally ads to make themselves feel more important than all the folks between the coasts that won’t vote for them. |
| Posted by: Airandee 2019-11-11 16:18 |
| #1 Michael Bloomberg and Tom Steyer, a couple of delusional billionaires, detached from reality. Kinda sad, really. |
| Posted by: Abu Uluque 2019-11-11 11:09 |