(RAB) has detained an alleged member of banned bully boy organization Allahr Dal in Gaibandha."Into th' paddy wagon wit' yez!"
Al Shahariya Rokan, 32, a regional nayek of Allahr Dal, was detained from Elisa Super Market in Sadar upazila on Tuesday.
"Drop the bananas and put yer hands up!"
Assistant Director and Media Officer of RAB 13 Khondker Golam Mortuza said: "After primary interrogation,
"Aaaaiiieee! Make him stop! I confess!"
"To what?"
"I dunno! Think of something!"
Shahariya said he has been involved with the banned bully boy outfit since 2001.
"Shahariya used to extort money for the organization," Mortuza added. "He was attempting to reorganize by recruiting members."
Mortuza said a team of RAB 13 detained Shahariya acting on a tip-off.
[Ring! Ring!]
"RAB 13! How may I help you?"
"Lissen! Dis is Mahmoud da Weasel..."
They are carrying on their operation to find Shahariya's associates.