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Home Front: Politix
Slow Joe's story time. Go ahead, tell me he isn't a weirdo
2019-12-02
[WashingtonExaminer] Joe Biden left many Twitter users queasy after a clip from the campaign trail showed him discussing children playing with his leg hair.

During the campaign speech, Biden, 77, described how little kids used to play with his blond leg hairs in the swimming pool while telling a story about his time working as a lifeguard.

"By the way, you know I sit on the stand and it’d get hot. I got a lot of ‐ I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun," Biden said. "And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again."

He concluded his tale by saying, "I love kids jumping on my lap."
Posted by:Besoeker

#5  We don't advocate killing Americans here, ST
Posted by: Frank G   2019-12-02 13:58  

#4  
"I even tried to get them to straighten out my short n' curlies, and play them like a harp, but they wouldn't listen."

Posted by: Dron66046   2019-12-02 05:07  

#3  Hell, we all know he was Obama's Vice as an insurance policy - nobody, no matter how they hate Obama, would make Joe POTUS.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2019-12-02 04:21  

#2  Secret Service agrees: he's a Weinsteinian creepygroper
Posted by: Lex   2019-12-02 04:15  

#1  [to Steve Miller's "Joker"]

He's a sniffer
He's a grifter
He's the father
Of a Hunter-gatherer
Stuffing his pockets on the ru-u-unnnn...

He's a gaffe-er
He's a laugher
He's a [hair]-plugger
A greedy bugger
Ain't no way he's gonna wi-i-i-innnn...

[steel guitar licks]
waonnnnhhh... wao-waonnnhhh.... whan-whan-whantttt..
Posted by: Lex   2019-12-02 04:09  

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