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| 'Rise Of Skywalker' To Introduce First Lesbian AT-AT |
| 2019-12-09 |
| [Babylon Bee] |
| Posted by:DarthVader |
| #8 My God. It would be two hours of the "Who's on First?" skit cubed, but an unentertaining lecture. Meanwhile a phallic looking planet killer closes in with the speed of a Zamboni. Meanwhile, an Empire deserter struggles with the conference until the very end and has an Emmit from Lego Movie type revelation, unites the council against the Empire's toxic masculinity, and they go chop up the phallus weapon. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2019-12-09 18:03 |
| #7 I'm surprised they haven't just introduced a gender-fluid planet. Hire all trans actors, have them be super-stars in the force but they can't get involved until they sort out their pronouns. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2019-12-09 14:57 |
| #6 Brother from another planet Is that... by Gawd ! That's the guy who played Miles Dyson in Terminator 2. Another entry in my collection of useless trivia. Thanks. |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2019-12-09 10:57 |
| #5 Parody today. Tomorrow ?... |
| Posted by: Nguard 2019-12-09 10:15 |
| #4 Dron, the lefty semi-humorous (not really, but trying) filmmaker John Sayles got there with "Brother From Another Planet" in 1984 |
| Posted by: Lex 2019-12-09 10:09 |
| #3 I'm waiting for the one where they pitch the planet where everybody seems to be from Harlem. It's the richest, most cultured planet in the Galaxy and everybody looks to them for advice and technical breakthroughs. "The Empire is attacking planet Reggin ! May the force be with them." |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2019-12-09 09:38 |
| #2 Fine write up. At publishing time, the film's production crew was hastily adding an AT-AT walker for every sexual orientation into the film in post. Crikey, the Empire is going to whallop all comers. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2019-12-09 09:25 |
| #1 I used to feel sorry for Star Wars fans. Now I just accept they are derps. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-12-09 09:24 |