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Governor Newsom Declares California A Coronavirus-Free Zone |
2020-01-31 |
[BabylonBee] |
Posted by:DarthVader |
#14 Newsom might consider making California a sanctuary state for the virus. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2020-01-31 17:15 |
#13 Newsom = target-rich environment for The Bee |
Posted by: Lex 2020-01-31 13:47 |
#12 Damn! Stung by The Bee. Down $1 today |
Posted by: Lex 2020-01-31 13:46 |
#11 Thing, Thing, you don't actually buy this bull about a virus jumping from bats (roasted bats at that) to humans? |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2020-01-31 13:31 |
#10 China (or more accurately China's despotic party) is more important to them than the rest of the whole United States. To me this is both morally abhorrent and really stupid. I don't think Xi stacks up very well compared to when China had actual intelligent rulers like Kublai Khan. He makes Xi look like a cosplayer. Ain't it strange how Xi does have time to jail people for making Winnie-the-Pooh jokes on Twitter BUT doesn't have time to use his vast life-and-death powers to stop the consumption of virus-reservoir species in trendy new cuisines? |
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2020-01-31 12:59 |
#9 I had to go look, because - well, you never can tell! It's like Schroedinger and that damn cat. You have to open the box to see if it's satire or not. |
Posted by: SteveS 2020-01-31 12:27 |
#8 Got me again. It's the Bee and, yes, I had to check to see if a California politician would say something that stupid. |
Posted by: magpie 2020-01-31 11:54 |
#7 Dart - you didn't say [Babylon Bee] at the beginning. I had to go look, because - well, you never can tell! |
Posted by: Bobby 2020-01-31 11:53 |
#6 I thought it would be more likely to be sanctuary state for the virus... Viruses are People too! |
Posted by: SteveS 2020-01-31 11:52 |
#5 No worries. Just ban the virus. That works so well with guns... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-01-31 11:50 |
#4 #2 Snark of the day? |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru PB 2020-01-31 11:28 |
#3 And, just in case they develop a vaccine for Coronavirus, the anti-vax crowd is already demanding that the vaccine be banned from California. |
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2020-01-31 11:12 |
#2 I thought it would be more likely to be sanctuary state for the virus... |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2020-01-31 10:57 |
#1 Too bad we can't break free from Newsom. |
Posted by: Abu Uluque 2020-01-31 10:46 |