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Governor Newsom Declares California A Coronavirus-Free Zone
2020-01-31
[BabylonBee]
Posted by:DarthVader

#14  Newsom might consider making California a sanctuary state for the virus.
Posted by: JohnQC   2020-01-31 17:15  

#13  Newsom = target-rich environment for The Bee
Posted by: Lex   2020-01-31 13:47  

#12  Damn! Stung by The Bee. Down $1 today
Posted by: Lex   2020-01-31 13:46  

#11  Thing, Thing, you don't actually buy this bull about a virus jumping from bats (roasted bats at that) to humans?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-01-31 13:31  

#10  China (or more accurately China's despotic party) is more important to them than the rest of the whole United States. To me this is both morally abhorrent and really stupid. I don't think Xi stacks up very well compared to when China had actual intelligent rulers like Kublai Khan. He makes Xi look like a cosplayer.

Ain't it strange how Xi does have time to jail people for making Winnie-the-Pooh jokes on Twitter BUT doesn't have time to use his vast life-and-death powers to stop the consumption of virus-reservoir species in trendy new cuisines?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2020-01-31 12:59  

#9  I had to go look, because - well, you never can tell!

It's like Schroedinger and that damn cat. You have to open the box to see if it's satire or not.
Posted by: SteveS   2020-01-31 12:27  

#8  Got me again. It's the Bee and, yes, I had to check to see if a California politician would say something that stupid.
Posted by: magpie   2020-01-31 11:54  

#7  Dart - you didn't say [Babylon Bee] at the beginning. I had to go look, because - well, you never can tell!
Posted by: Bobby   2020-01-31 11:53  

#6  I thought it would be more likely to be sanctuary state for the virus...

Viruses are People too!
Posted by: SteveS   2020-01-31 11:52  

#5  No worries. Just ban the virus. That works so well with guns...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-01-31 11:50  

#4  #2 Snark of the day?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru PB   2020-01-31 11:28  

#3  And, just in case they develop a vaccine for Coronavirus, the anti-vax crowd is already demanding that the vaccine be banned from California.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2020-01-31 11:12  

#2  I thought it would be more likely to be sanctuary state for the virus...
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2020-01-31 10:57  

#1  Too bad we can't break free from Newsom.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2020-01-31 10:46  

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