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Home Front: Politix
Pigeons Wearing Tiny MAGA Hats Are Pooping All Over Dem Debate in Vegas
2020-02-20
[PJ] 2020 is shaping up to be an epic election year, full of absurdity that even Marianne Williamson couldn't dream up. While the Democrat candidates gear up to yap onstage in Las Vegas on Wednesday evening, they should watch where they walk near the venue because some pranksters have unleashed a flock of pigeons wearing MAGA hats (and one in a blonde Trump wig) to perch around the Democrat debate and trigger (or poop on) attendees as a form of protest.

The group that is responsible calls itself Pigeons United To Interfere Now (PUTIN). According to sources, the group members washed some doves and then used eyelash glue to attach the accessories to their heads.
Posted by:Besoeker

#8  Hopefully, the training included marksmanship
Posted by: Mercutio   2020-02-20 13:54  

#7  grand idea, but who has the time and inclination to rescue pigeons? may as well spend time rescuing rats FFS
Posted by: Bob Grorong1136   2020-02-20 13:17  

#6  Missed this one. Had it pegged as the Bee.
Posted by: JohnQC   2020-02-20 11:46  

#5  Targeted bio-weapons!

Birds and their droppings can carry over 60 diseases
Posted by: Skidmark   2020-02-20 11:11  

#4  "Animal cruelty" complaint in 3-2-1..

PETA already has started howling. Most of the pigeons used were rescues anyway. But PETA is still having a cow.
Posted by: DarthVader   2020-02-20 09:41  

#3  Feels like we've entered a Thomas Pynchon novel...
Posted by: Lex   2020-02-20 09:06  

#2  "Animal cruelty" complaint in 3-2-1...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-02-20 07:03  

#1  The group that is responsible calls itself Pigeons United To Interfere Now (PUTIN)

Wonder what Vlad will do when he finds out.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-02-20 02:06  

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