"Attention, passengers! Please form a line so you can be murdered in an orderly manner! Thank you!"Actually, as an ex-smoker I can understand, though not being Paleostinian, I can't relate.
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| 'I'm Palestinian! That's how we get down': Female passenger allegedly assaulted a federal air marshal and threatened to 'stab everyone on the plane' after she was stopped from smoking in the bathroom |
| 2020-02-26 |
| "Attention, passengers! Please form a line so you can be murdered in an orderly manner! Thank you!" Actually, as an ex-smoker I can understand, though not being Paleostinian, I can't relate. |
| Posted by:Skidmark |
| #8 She has a punchable face |
| Posted by: Frank G 2020-02-26 19:10 |
| #7 |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2020-02-26 16:27 |
| #6 That "Get Down" business is from the 70's..she's got to bring it up to date. Get Down with Alan? |
| Posted by: Unosh Hupinelet8756 2020-02-26 14:00 |
| #5 Given that nobody on the plane understood 'Paleo;' wonder if anybody there spoke Jive??? |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2020-02-26 13:32 |
| #4 Rashida Tlaib's sister? Seriously - use a Nicorette patch next time, loser. It took me six seconds to figure that one out. |
| Posted by: Raj 2020-02-26 11:57 |
| #3 *opens hatch* *Schwarzenegger voice* Let me help you with that. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-02-26 10:36 |
| #2 Several federal crimes. Wanna bet no federal time? |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-02-26 07:28 |
| #1 how we get down ?? o.O |
| Posted by: Lex 2020-02-26 01:29 |