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Trump Installs Ejection Seats in WH Press Room |
2020-04-13 |
[Babylon Bee]WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump excitedly unveiled his latest improvements to the White House Press Briefing Room at Monday night's press conference: ejection seats. |
Posted by:Bobby |
#6 I would pay money to see this |
Posted by: DarthVader 2020-04-13 16:47 |
#5 "Looks like Jim Acosta's blasting off agaaaaaaaaain!!!!" Sounds like Team Rocket. (from Pokiman...) |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2020-04-13 16:21 |
#4 Put the chairs closer together. Separate the stage/podium with a sealed, over-pressured plexiglas wall. |
Posted by: Skidmark 2020-04-13 14:55 |
#3 Or this... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-04-13 14:33 |
#2 No, no, John. What's needed are holes opening in the floor and piranha pool beneath it. But no lasers! |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2020-04-13 14:02 |
#1 Oh, that it were true. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2020-04-13 13:57 |