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| Rise Up: America Demands Return to Dead-End Jobs |
| 2020-04-17 |
| ScrappleFace via Instapundit A growing movement of liberty-loving Americans has started to rise up and demand that government immediately lift COVID-19 pandemic stay-at-home orders so people can return to the soul-sucking dead-end jobs that previously had them fondling a revolver, or thinking about driving for Uber. "We will not be held down any longer by these repressive, un-Constitutional restrictions on our freedoms," said one township man, who declined to give his name out of fear of losing his mid-level management position at an out-bound call center (from which he’s currently furloughed). Stay-at-home orders and other restrictions on public gatherings and movement, he said, are "just a foot in the door for the authoritarian statists who dream of stripping us of the right to spend 40 hours per week doing something we hate so we can get vested in our 401(k) plan and eventually quit our jobs and live our dreams, you know...some day." |
| Posted by:g(r)omgoru |
| #3 So this is sarcasm? /sarc Starbucks prepares to reopen stores and have employees return to work as company predicts 'normal operations' in the US by June |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-04-17 17:26 |
| #2 Not bad. Bee's got a rival. |
| Posted by: Lex 2020-04-17 16:06 |
| #1 "We won't relinquish our cubicles ! Molon labe !" |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2020-04-17 15:30 |