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Montana County Demands People Wear Government-Issued Arm Bands To Do Business |
2020-04-17 |
[MontanaDailyExpress] In what might be one of the most over-the-top and draconian responses to coronavirus yet seen in Montana, Valley County is mandating that people wear government-issued pink arm bands in under to purchase products inside of stores. The measure, enforced by the Valley County Health Department, insists that store-owners keep customers out unless they have the pink arm-bands, which denote the customer has been in the area more than 14 days and submitted to quarantine protocol. According to the flier produced by the Valley County Health Department, out-of-towners who lack the government-issued armbands will be prohibited from stores and residents are notified to call law enforcement if they do not comply. Outsiders must wear yellow stars The health department even issued a script to warn customers to flee, saying, "You are violating our Governor’s and Valley County’s Health Officer’s orders. I am happy to shop for you with curbside delivery. I will get the items for you and bring them to your car. If you don’t cooperate, you will force me to call law enforcement." Related: Montana: 2020-04-11 Whistleblower – How CDC Is Manipulating COVID-19 Death Toll Montana: 2020-04-02 'I heard the roar': 6.5-magnitude earthquake hits Idaho and sends rocks crashing down cliffs - as seismologists reveal that 600 quakes have struck the region in the last two weeks Montana: 2020-02-06 U. of Montana Faces Leftist Uproar After White Student Wins MLK Essay Contest |
Posted by:Beavis |
#21 Or how about a Bill Gates chip that confirms you've been given a shot of Dr. Mengele's beetle juice. |
Posted by: Clem 2020-04-17 20:40 |
#20 another Y2K error |
Posted by: Frank G 2020-04-17 18:41 |
#19 Well, we are lucky there. The forehead number was supposed to be 666 but upon more detailed analysis it was determined to be 667, due to omitted decimal round off. That was a close one. |
Posted by: Alaska Paul 2020-04-17 17:55 |
#18 Do they require you to ring a bell shouting UNCLEAN UNCLEAN once you are diagnosed? Or do they have a Star of David and say "Jude" on the armband? Or how about a mark on the forehead with numbers on it? |
Posted by: Marilyn Tojo7566 2020-04-17 16:52 |
#17 Not read C.S. Lewis? |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-04-17 16:08 |
#16 What symbol will have to be on the armband? |
Posted by: Glenmore 2020-04-17 15:52 |
#15 ^What did DOJ do? |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2020-04-17 15:09 |
#14 Lot of county health officials being given sweeping powers and authority. Even if they are not malicious, the Good Idea Fairy never rests. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-04-17 15:00 |
#13 You have a better chance of being raped by a moose,than coming down with covid. |
Posted by: bbrewer126 2020-04-17 13:55 |
#12 Valley County is in eastern Montana near the Canadian border. About one person per square mile. |
Posted by: lord garth 2020-04-17 13:19 |
#11 Gov. Witless already won. Gold, Silver and Bronze. She's the Michael Phelps of the Shitshow Olympiad. |
Posted by: Lex 2020-04-17 11:53 |
#10 Is there a contest going on to see who can issue the most extreme, unreasonable, unconstitutional ukases? If so, please give someone the gold medal and halt the competition. |
Posted by: Tom 2020-04-17 11:33 |
#9 Wow. What are they, an HOA? |
Posted by: Frank G 2020-04-17 09:32 |
#8 That was "retracted" quickly... Update: In response to our reporting, the Valley County Commissioners offered the following apology and “retraction” of the health department’s flier. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2020-04-17 09:18 |
#7 You want a boogaloo (especially in Montana)? This is how you get a boogaloo. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2020-04-17 09:16 |
#6 Social Credit system, coming to a county near you. Gates is offering to design the embeddable body chip. |
Posted by: Lex 2020-04-17 07:33 |
#5 Why bother with an unpredictable virus? Make people below a certain net worth wear armbands that say "Worthless" |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-04-17 05:03 |
#4 The sign of the things to come? |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2020-04-17 03:45 |
#3 Everything inside the County, nothing outside the county, nothing against the county! |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2020-04-17 03:17 |
#2 Sounds like part of the heartland infested by left coasties. |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-04-17 02:19 |
#1 That's Nowheresville, Montana |
Posted by: Bobby 2020-04-17 00:40 |