Raising the question, whatever ever did women do before there were sports bras?
"Don't run that way, Oola! Yer gonna do yer bewbies irreparable damage!"
"Shut up, Unglook! (pant! pant!) The cave bear's catching up!"
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| Experts warn 20 minutes of jogging without a sports bra can make breasts move around by 14cm and cause 'irreparable tissue damage' |
| 2020-04-30 |
Raising the question, whatever ever did women do before there were sports bras? "Don't run that way, Oola! Yer gonna do yer bewbies irreparable damage!" "Shut up, Unglook! (pant! pant!) The cave bear's catching up!" |
| Posted by:Skidmark |
| #21 OK lady , if you slow it down to a walk , I'll support your boobies. " Ducks and covers. |
| Posted by: Thaith Elmeresing6163 2020-04-30 17:39 |
| #20 ^Well, that depends. |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2020-04-30 17:07 |
| #19 up to 40% of runners think about sex while they are running but almost no one thinks about running while having sex |
| Posted by: lord garth 2020-04-30 16:57 |
| #18 yes but what about the transgenders. certainly there's some research dollars in that |
| Posted by: Bob Grorong1136 2020-04-30 15:52 |
| #17 Soft research job. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2020-04-30 15:46 |
| #16 Ding Dongs with taco sauce - Zippy the Pinhead. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-04-30 15:27 |
| #15 #10 - also Salsa and chocolate |
| Posted by: Frank G 2020-04-30 14:26 |
| #14 I don't think I've ever seen a Jogger/Runner smile while Running. They always look pained. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2020-04-30 14:00 |
| #13 Or skip the rush, relax and have a cigar. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-04-30 13:52 |
| #12 Er, damaged. |
| Posted by: Abu Uluque 2020-04-30 13:48 |
| #11 The good news is that, even after all these years of refusing to wear a sports bra, my man boobs are not yet too badly damages. |
| Posted by: Abu Uluque 2020-04-30 13:47 |
| #10 From the link: Endorphins are involved in our natural reward circuits and are related to important activities like eating, drinking, physical fitness, and sexual intercourse. Endorphins also surge during pregnancy. They minimize discomfort and pain and maximize pleasure. This helps us to continue functioning despite injury or stress. Unfortunately, sex is not always an option. Morphine and oxycodone require prescriptions, heroin is illegal, excessive eating causes all kinds of problems and I can't get pregnant. So I'm left with running...and whiskey. |
| Posted by: Abu Uluque 2020-04-30 13:31 |
| #9 I have to admit I never understood the joy of running It feels so good when you stop. Actually, that's no joke. That kind of cardio exercise releases endorphins and it really does feel good. |
| Posted by: Abu Uluque 2020-04-30 13:21 |
| #8 My pediatrician dad always said you can get 80% of what running provides by walking. If you want the cardio stress, try spinning or rowing. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-04-30 10:58 |
| #7 #5 Boom! |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-04-30 10:56 |
| #6 whatever ever did women do before there were sports bras? The busty girls I knew who ran, back in the day, wore two bras and a tight shirt to try to control movement, and lived with the result, along with non-sex differentiated shin splints and chafing. But back then most female runners, like their male counterparts, were built like greyhounds. I have to admit I never understood the joy of running, especially after Mr. Wife’s knees got bad enough that he had to give up marathons at age nineteen. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2020-04-30 10:32 |
| #5 Sorry. Unless I see the actual data and can confirm the measurements myself, I'm not buying it. |
| Posted by: Mercutio 2020-04-30 09:47 |
| #4 What did women before sport bras? Reaung kids, housekeeping, milking cows and similar. Not running around |
| Posted by: JFM 2020-04-30 07:53 |
| #3 More research fundind flushed down the commode. |
| Posted by: Clem 2020-04-30 05:28 |
| #2 Real Men of Genius |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-04-30 01:20 |
| #1 How about jump rope? |
| Posted by: gorb 2020-04-30 00:59 |