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| Harry 'sells his £50,000 shooting rifles and gives up bloodsports to please wife Meghan |
| 2020-05-07 |
Thanks to ME-Again |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #28 ZFG for Harry Meghan, or anyone marrying for 'white guilt woke syndrome'. |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2020-05-07 22:36 |
| #27 Well, it answers one question. He definitely IS Prince Charles' son. |
| Posted by: Mercutio 2020-05-07 22:04 |
| #26 Movie begins with Bub, voiced by John Wayne movie sound clips, who pins the last Chinese river smelt, now jerky, onto a world collection. Amos, voiced by Ellen Degenerous, discovers the smelt holds the cure for disease. The antagonist is looks suspiciously like a bald eagle with a toupee, voiced by Jack Black. The race is on to save Mooglie, leader of the last hidden smelt tribe, voiced by Rodney Grant. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-05-07 21:38 |
| #25 Considering the Disney trajectory, the couple would be the perfect successors to Reba and Swayze's Fox and Hound 2. Amos Slade is now a museum curator out to prove the river smolt was indigenous to the South. Copper is a vegetarian who is out to prove all creatures can use any outhouse. Tod is now a female, and knows karate and jingo pop. And they are all racist until they meet D'Janya, an inner city pit bull pup played by Chris Rock, who teaches them all canines came from Africa. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-05-07 21:26 |
| #24 The only British Prince to be captured and disarmed by a fox. |
| Posted by: Varmint Splat1454 2020-05-07 20:45 |
| #23 Was listening to a mouse radio station on the way home. DJ was praising up how posh their new accommodations are going to be, especially during 'lock down'. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-05-07 20:17 |
| #22 "She cuts hair, too. Even during a Pandemic shutdown!" |
| Posted by: Frank G 2020-05-07 19:41 |
| #21 It's an old story. As old as the Bible. Hey, Samson I have this great gal you got to meet. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2020-05-07 19:14 |
| #20 Thank you TW. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-05-07 17:29 |
| #19 I am really saddened by the fate of Prince Harry. He seemed like a decent sort, for a snotty little upperclass twit. He fought in Afghanistan,he piloted Apache helicopters. Then he married Meghan. |
| Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2020-05-07 17:14 |
| #18 [song] the things we do for love the things we do for love |
| Posted by: Bobby 2020-05-07 16:07 |
| #17 *in the commercial, she is introduced as the duchess of suckseggs, can they do that? Yes. She is Mrs. Duke of Sussex.. What she is not, at least for a year — and probably forever — is Her Royal Highness. I suspect he is still Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, but now addressed as milord instead of your royal highness. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2020-05-07 15:38 |
| #16 Knew he was a deadman when I saw that poster of Halle Berry in his bedroom. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-05-07 15:18 |
| #15 Kinda sad, really. Him and Bill Gates. |
| Posted by: Abu Uluque 2020-05-07 14:17 |
| #14 and he seemed like the cool royal you wouldn't mind hanging out at the pub with he probably can't even do that anymore |
| Posted by: Bob Grorong1136 2020-05-07 13:09 |
| #13 I'd rather live with regretful 'raucous party pics' than give up a set of custom Purdy's (if I had any, that is). |
| Posted by: Mullah Richard 2020-05-07 13:09 |
| #12 May be one of his lesser regrets. Something more than raucous party pics? |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-05-07 12:56 |
| #11 what a lil bitch |
| Posted by: Chris 2020-05-07 12:43 |
| #10 ^ marry in haste... |
| Posted by: Lex 2020-05-07 12:35 |
| #9 May be one of his lesser regrets. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2020-05-07 12:32 |
| #8 As I understand it (corrections welcome!), these "shooting rifles" are custom-made Purdey shotguns. Gawd, I hate journalists. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2020-05-07 12:30 |
| #7 Duke of Cuck Duchess of Grift |
| Posted by: Lex 2020-05-07 11:50 |
| #6 *in the commercial, she is introduced as the duchess of suckseggs, can they do that? Didn't they renounce all that noise; that is, fraud? |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-05-07 11:47 |
| #5 Disney already has her ice-breaker voice-over show out; some puff piece cute animal show which has to be led by some other puff animal show monologued by shit if I recognize her name but uplifting music. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-05-07 11:35 |
| #4 Snared by trailer trash looking for the big score. Dumbass! |
| Posted by: NoMoreBS 2020-05-07 11:19 |
| #3 *monkey |
| Posted by: Lex 2020-05-07 11:12 |
| #2 Dr Jane Goodall's studying the couple? So the money expert is now researching orangutans and bonobos? |
| Posted by: Lex 2020-05-07 11:12 |
| #1 Cuck Harry. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2020-05-07 11:07 |