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| Breaking: Dangerous Fascist At Large At Michigan Capital And Also Some Peaceful Protesters With Guns |
| 2020-05-15 |
| [Babylon Bee] LANSING, MI—A breaking news report just revealed that there is a dangerous, psychotic, deranged fascist at large at the Michigan state capital and also some peaceful protesters with guns. "This violent maniac has not been apprehended yet," said one source, "but we know that she is surrounded by armed guards and is considered extremely dangerous." The potentially deadly psycho was seen going around the capital building completely uncontested, causing many to worry for their safety. Also, there were some protesters who gathered peacefully and exercised their 2nd Amendment rights to carry their firearms in a demonstration for their liberties. But it's the fascist that is worrying experts. It is unknown what the unhinged extremist wants, though she was screaming, "Power! Unlimited power!" and cackling toward the heavens throughout the day. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #9 Got a haircut Wednesday, subversive that I am. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-05-15 12:34 |
| #8 Please pass on to the governor, I noticed that on all the military bases, they haven't closed the barbershops. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2020-05-15 11:36 |
| #7 Only thing you should be more afraid of than a germ that kills old people in nursing homes is anyone exercising their rights. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-05-15 10:32 |
| #6 Demand Gov's recall. One thing our spineless TDS MN GOP head will never do. |
| Posted by: Woodrow 2020-05-15 09:30 |
| #5 Too close to reality to automatically say it was Bee ... *sigh* |
| Posted by: magpie 2020-05-15 09:08 |
| #4 If dogs could shoot back cops wouldn't shoot dogs either. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-05-15 08:18 |
| #3 Yes, the people who exercise their rights most vigorously are the scariest. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-05-15 08:17 |
| #2 We've had a lot of destructive protestors without guns, aka rioting, looting, vandalism. Usually tied to something the Legacy Infotainment Enterprises stir up every now and then to increase ratings and demonize non-party members. Notice however, the cops usually don't start slamming heads on the armed types. It avoids a Lexington Commons event for everyone. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2020-05-15 06:55 |
| #1 Not sure I'm ready for "Peaceful Protesters With Guns". |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2020-05-15 06:41 |