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Bolivian orchestra stranded at ‘haunted’ German castle surrounded by wolves
2020-05-25
Now there's a headline you don't see every day.
[NYPOST] A Bolivian pan flute orchestra has been stuck in quarantine on the grounds of a grand 15th century palace outside of Berlin for two months. Over 20 members of the Orquesta Experimental de Instrumentos Nativos have been stuck on the grounds and buildings of Rheinsberg Palace, a castle, complete with moat, which has housed generations of German royals, according to the BBC.
So how is Kaiser Bill? Still dead?
The group arrived in Germany on March 10 expecting to perform at the MaerzMusik festival — the same day Germany announced its ban on large gatherings, swiftly followed by a full country lockdown. A week later Bolivia closed its borders — and the group was stranded at the 600 acre estate surrounded by 23 packs of wolves and haunted by the ghost of Frederick the Great.
Sounds very pleasant adventurous. Should we call for the Scooby Van?
“We all joke that Frederick’s ghost is following us and trying to trip us up,” Camed Martela told the BBC. “I don’t usually believe in such things but it does feel as if there are ghosts on the grounds.”
The clanking of chains and the howling at night have something to do with it. Of course, the howling might be the wolves, even if it does come from the dungeons.
Tracy Prado, who just joined the orchestra in December, ran into wolves during one of her walks.
"Ooh! Doggies!"
"Hraaaarrrr!"

“I froze in fear but they were just play fighting and moved on,” she said.
Never display fear to a pack of wolves. Never run from a pack of wolves. Never remain near a pack of wolves. You have big trouble in the middle of a pack of wolves.
To pass the time, the group practices up to six hours a day, takes walks (looking out for wolves) and plays soccer.
Six... hours... a... day... of... pan pipes. My mind just boggled. I'd take the wolves first.
Locals have donated food and clothing but the stay is getting expensive. Berno Odo Polzer, the director of MaerzMusik, estimated to the BBC that costs have exceeded $35,000 a month – and while Germany is allowing international flights, Bolivia’s borders are still shut. The Bolivian embassy told the BBC it is trying to get the orchestra out by early June via Madrid, although they didn’t comment on how the musicians would get from Rheinsberg to Madrid.
Maybe they could take an international flight from Berlin to Madrid?

Posted by:Fred

#11  Warren Zevon...man, that had to be from the "basement tapes".
Posted by: Clem   2020-05-25 23:41  

#10  
Posted by: 3dc   2020-05-25 23:08  

#9  who in the fuck listens to a pan pipe "orchestra" ?
Posted by: Chris   2020-05-25 16:28  

#8  In the meantime while you are in zee cooler.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2020-05-25 16:01  

#7  Fools. Summon Faunus and are surprised when werewolves arrive.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-05-25 12:11  

#6  Don't shepherds normally have their own sheepdogs?
Posted by: Lex   2020-05-25 09:05  

#5  You had me until I read Pan pipes. They aren't trapped, we're protected.
Posted by: Cesare   2020-05-25 09:03  

#4  Could be worse
Posted by: Frank G   2020-05-25 08:36  

#3  Or The Decameron. Without sex, with pan pipes.
Posted by: Lex   2020-05-25 08:11  

#2  Sounds like the sequel to "Gravity's Rainbow".
Posted by: Mercutio   2020-05-25 08:03  

#1  "Maybe they could take an international flight from Berlin to Madrid?"

Not with (still) closed borders. There are no flights to Madrid.
Posted by: European Conservative   2020-05-25 08:03  

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