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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
The World Is Not Ending – By Doctor Tanstaafl
2020-06-21
[AccordingToHoyt] When word came of a new deadly virus from China, our grown children asked what we thought. We said, "Wash your hands, and don’t pick your nose". They claimed that was our answer to everything medical, along with "take ibuprofen and walk it off". Why were we so convinced the world wasn’t ending?

New viruses come along fairly frequently. Most of them never get noticed. Some of them cause human diseases. Most of them cause something indistinguishable from a cold. Occasionally, there is one that causes more severe problems. Then comes a familiar pattern. The worst cases hit the medical system first making all cases of the illness appear severe and with a high mortality rate. Patients show up really sick and dying and we don’t know what’s wrong. They don’t fit any of our familiar disease patterns. We start thinking a bad pandemic is going to hit, and everyone will die. Then we start recognizing the not-so-sick patients with the disease. As people hear about it, they come to the doctors earlier. We then realize that there is a whole host of people that have it, but aren’t sick enough to come see the doctors. Then, it’s just one of many viruses to worry about. We’ve seen this pattern before...

Remember West Nile Virus? Initially very sick people presented to the medical systems. What if a large number of people caught this new threat and became this sick? Before we knew it people were very upset, we got calls from people saying they had found a dead bird and could we test it for West Nile Virus. One mother called saying she had seen a dead crow and the kids were near it what should she do. As it turned out West Nile Virus was widely disseminated with many asymptomatic cases and most symptomatic patients had a mild cold and a headache. In the end the probability of serious or fatal disease from West Nile Virus turned out to be low and today it has not changed how we live our lives.
Posted by:trailing wife

#25  Maybe save all that cleverness for those on the other side, my dear.
Posted by: trailing wife   2020-06-21 20:56  

#24  Too many exclamation points? I haven't gone all caps. I'm saving that.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 15:45  

#23  Are you becoming overwrought, M.Murcek?
Posted by: trailing wife   2020-06-21 15:13  

#22  The Excel spreadsheet is God! Get with the program!
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 11:12  

#21  You must kneel to Science! And St. Fauxi. And the ADL. And seamstresses. And the flat earth! And masks!
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 11:02  

#20  But an atheist has us all figured out.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 10:52  

#19  'Kneeling nation'? Hmm, I won't kneel in church. Perhaps a reference to Clare Day, but that's not my relationship with the Almighty, and absolutely not with the recent fad
Posted by: Cesare   2020-06-21 10:28  

#18  My nation of fans has demanded that I respond to an unnamed individual’s request for a prediction. So, at alarmingly great personal sacrifice, I hereby present my prediction, submitted for your approval – with no apologies to Rod Serling – in the form of a screenplay snippet.

(A traffic island in a sun baked southwestern US metropolis. A raggedy mendicant taps on car windows while the drivers wait for the traffic light to change.)

Mendicant – “Where do you think you are going? To work? Don’t you know there’s a virus? Where is your mask? You should go home now…”

(Drivers ignore this, it’s been going on since 2020, it’s now 2025.)

(In an ongoing initiation for new officers, Cpl. Maria Murcek approaches the “at risk citizen” and makes contact.)

Cpl. Murcek – “Um, you know, it’s almost lunch time. Do you want to come over to the Resource Center for a nice baloney sandwich and some milk? Sit in the air conditioning? It’s 104 F here right now and it’s only going to get hotter…”

Mendicant – “What’s wrong with you? Where’s your mask? Don’t you know about the virus? Why aren’t you at home? You are committing a crime against humanity. St. Fauci will get you for this!”

Cpl. Murcek – “I’m a bad person. I don’t have a picture of St. Fauci in my apartment. But I’m worried about you. Let’s go have some nice lunch in the AC at the Resource Center.”

Mendicant – "Who makes your clothes? Don't you know about seamstresses?

Cpl. Murcek – It's off the rack from GI Jeff's in Daytona.

Mendicant – Whore...

Mendicant – “Only I can save the world! Me and St. Fauci. Why are you trying to stop me?”

Cpl. Murcek – “Look it’s hot out here. Do you want a baloney sandwich and milk or the Taser? Your choice, not mine.”

Mendicant – “The math! Don’t you understand the math? The magic numbers are the only thing. Nothing else matters…”

Cpl. Murcek – “We are running out of time. If numbers matter, you need to consider this number. In 30 seconds I’m going to Taser you if you don’t come with me off this traffic island. My supervisor says I don’t have all day for this. It’s a test for me. I’m not going to fail. So let’s work together here…”

Mendicant – “Where’s your mask? Why aren’t you at home? You are committing a crime against humanity…”

(Cpl. Murcek rolls her eyes and unholsters her Taser)

Cpl. Murcek – “Last chance. Baloney sammich and milk or the Taser?”

Mendicant – “Scarf woman will get you for this…”

(Cpl. Murcek triggers her Taser, thumbs the wheel up to Maximum.)

(Mendicant flops on the ground and foams at the mouth, passing drivers give thumbs up)

(Cpl. Murcek internal monologue: “Ok, this sucks, but I’m the rookie, this is what rookies get. This time next year I’ll be explaining how this works. Hopefully this old fuck will be institutionalized by then…”)
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 08:53  

#17  I have to re-edit "The Mendicant." He needs to mutter about seamstresses now too.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 08:41  

#16  St. Fauxi is down to battling the NFL. Game over. And the angry people whose 20 week old religion has died will be with us for a while. Treat them gently if you can.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 08:17  

#15  Settled science!
Posted by: Bobby   2020-06-21 08:14  

#14  Earth is flat, and the Sun circles it - everyone can see it.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-06-21 04:54  

#13  BTW. Worshipping a mask or magic numbers is idolatry. The abomination that desolates. Look it up.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 04:11  

#12  The old Russian salutation is "May I live forever and you never die." May you live just long enough to vote in a way that's good for my country just doesn't have that same ring of all around cameraderie to it.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 04:04  

#11  The usual logical exercise is to turn the question around. If I only need to live long enough to re-elect Trump (because that's good for Israel) and then I can die, why should I care what's good for Israel? Full disclosure. I want what's best for me first and what's best for Israel second. If that order of concerns offends, I'm OK with that.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 03:49  

#10  I still consider you my friend, G. Why I really don't know.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 03:44  

#9  I. I. I. Me. Me. Me. Me.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-06-21 03:37  

#8  If the left wins why do I care if I live another day?
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 03:33  

#7  Just remember what I said about Nov 3rd.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-06-21 03:24  

#6  And I guess people who never get Chinavirus at all are bad people too.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 03:17  

#5  I'm not anti mask. I'm anti mask as religion. Difficult distinction for some, I know.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 03:14  

#4  IMO, to be an anti-masker (surrendering to Left's psychological warfare) is to be too stupid to live. I just don't want these people dying before they vote for Trump on Nov 3rd.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-06-21 03:10  

#3  Oh, and. Yes there are legions of kneelers here. But also legions who don't. Be aware.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 02:53  

#2  Communism has killed more people. It's likely the Chinavirus can be tacked on to the Communist butcher bill. And the "masks can save us all until the magic vaccine arrives" crowd can shove it. If having the virus affords no immunity there will be no vaccine.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-06-21 02:49  

#1  Half a million people dead all over the World is just a UN/Democrat plot to deprive Americans (the kneeling nation) of their liberties.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-06-21 02:37  

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