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Chicago Mayor Hires Gangs To Spell Out 'Trump Is Bad' With Bullet Holes |
2020-07-23 |
[Babylon Bee] Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot just owned Trump with a powerful, epic clapback as the two politicians fire insults back and forth. She commissioned several local gangs to spell out the message, "TRUMP IS BAD" in bullet holes. "This powerful message of love and harmony shows that Chicago is united against Trump's brand of hate and violence," Lightfoot said at the unveiling of the mural. "We will not tolerate any of Trump's hate in our city." At that very moment, Lightfoot suddenly bent backward and dodged several bullets fired by rival gangs as though she were Neo in The Matrix. "As you can see, our city is one of peace and love and tolerance." All the gang members who shot the mural into existence are now dead from gang violence, but their message will live on as a powerful reminder that Chicago will not stoop to Trump's rhetoric. Not to be outdone, Trump has instructed the military to spell out "CHICAGO IS STUPID" with bombs dropped on Chicago. |
Posted by:Frank G |
#4 ..in another time and another place they could be imperial stormtroopers. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2020-07-23 15:31 |
#3 Identified as satire because gangstas can’t shoot that accurately nor spell that well. |
Posted by: Glenmore 2020-07-23 13:49 |
#2 Obviously Bee, but still a nice snark. |
Posted by: magpie 2020-07-23 11:59 |
#1 Trumphas instructed the military to spell out "CHICAGO IS STUPID" with bombs dropped on Chicago. Worth a try. If it works, replicate; carpet bomb all the blue cities as a prophylactic measure. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2020-07-23 09:11 |