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| 2020-07-28 |
| My apologies for accidentally deleting this article. But I was able to reconstitute it, along with the comments at the point I deleted it. My heartfelt apologies to all! — trailing wife at 4:15 p.m. EDT [NYPOST] A group of looters pillaged a century-old baptist church in the Bronx and left a downright sinful piece of evidence before taking off. Police announced Sunday they are looking for at least three culprits who stole nearly $8,000 worth of electronics from the Creston Avenue Baptist Church on Tuesday at 12:30 a.m. Good idea. Burgle a church. But wait! There's more! The group broke through the lock on the back door to gain access to the unoccupied church grounds. But before they left, one of the deviant crooks took a dump defecated in the church’s foyer, a member of the congregation told CBS. And that's why we call 'em asstards. Drop trou and launch a big ol' butt rocket that's pure but stinky DNA to show your contempt for religion and the law. And by the way, you were on Candid Camera. Comments thus far: #1 Left DNA samples. Posted by: Procopius2k 2020-07-28 06:45 #2 And, what's the guy on the left wearing? A slip? Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-07-28 08:28 #3 When they're caught, make them eat it. If they die, oh well. Posted by: Silentbrick 2020-07-28 13:10 |
| Posted by:trailing wife |
| #5 It might have been Emus Australian pub bans local emus after they defecate in building, steal toast |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-07-28 23:41 |
| #4 Security cameras go in first. The kind that alert your phone with live video. And guns of course always carry one for your own protection. |
| Posted by: jpal 2020-07-28 22:28 |
| #3 More milinis with daddy/control issue psych defects. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-07-28 22:18 |
| #2 That's like, what, 6 HP ink cartridges? Deacon, I was trying to imagine that but my mind, much like preventing me from sticking a finger in the electrical outlet, is vetoing that exercise. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-07-28 18:45 |
| #1 Long ago in another lifetime when I was building houses I came into one under construction and found someone had pooped in the newly installed bathtub. Whoever did it wiped themselves with some fiberglass wall insulation. Karma. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2020-07-28 18:35 |