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Man who lost his johnson to blood infection has new one built on his arm |
2020-08-01 |
[NYP] A British man whose penis fell off due to a severe blood infection had a new one built — on his arm, where he even got an extra 2 inches, according to a report. Malcolm MacDonald, 45, a mechanic, suffered a horrific infection in his perineum that turned his fingers, toes and manhood black, The Sun reported. "I had struggled for years with an infection in my perineum but I had no idea what could happen," the separated dad of two from Thetford, Norfolk, told the outlet. "When I saw my penis go black I was beside myself. It was like a horror film. I was in a complete panic. I knew deep down it was gone and I was going to lose it," he said. He said he was "completely gutted" when his penis "just dropped off on to the floor" in 2014 — but his testicles remained intact, according to the outlet. "Because I had been through the devastation of knowing I was going to lose it, I just picked it up and put it in the bin," MacDonald continued. "I went to the hospital and they said the best they could do for me was to roll the remaining stump up like a little sausage roll. It was heartbreaking." MacDonald said he became a recluse and began drinking heavily. |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#9 He has the worst 'Pull my Finger' joke ever. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-08-01 18:54 |
#8 There is an old joke about that . Regular Doc says only thing he can do is amputate to prevent the spread, Man goes to Chinese doctor who has a reputation for treating a lot of these infections : "You no need surgery , it fall off any day now. " |
Posted by: Thaith Elmeresing6163 2020-08-01 10:43 |
#7 Someone warned us about "turning black and falling off" in a Health & Welfare briefing at Fort Lewis many years ago. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2020-08-01 10:26 |
#6 When he flips you off he really flips you off! |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2020-08-01 10:03 |
#5 It's OK, Honey, I just want a hug..... |
Posted by: Mercutio 2020-08-01 09:28 |
#4 The circus is looking for a few good men. |
Posted by: Clem 2020-08-01 08:46 |
#3 Extra 2 inches? Expect a lawsuit from the Golden Arches people when he starts referring to his "Big Mac" |
Posted by: USN, Ret. 2020-08-01 08:45 |
#2 Sure beats a "Mom" tattoo.... |
Posted by: USN, Ret. 2020-08-01 08:42 |
#1 MacDonald said he became a recluse and began drinking heavily. Quite a pub attraction now, throwing darts with his.... |
Posted by: Besoeker 2020-08-01 08:18 |