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Former upstate New York mayor, 67, is killed and two others are injured after guacamole-making machine explodes
2020-08-07
Posted by:Skidmark

#7  Why do I flash to a Wiley Coyote cartoon when I read that a guacamole maker exploded???

Anyway condolences to the family
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom    2020-08-07 23:34  

#6  My guacamole machinery consists of a knife and dork. (My mistake but it's so funny I left it in!) SNERK!
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2020-08-07 14:42  

#5  And a lot of the Avocados coming from Mexico are distributed by the cartels.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2020-08-07 13:03  

#4  Dangerous stuff, guacamole. You want to make it in small, controllable batches. Dos Equis helps.
Posted by: ed in texas   2020-08-07 12:01  

#3  What do you get when you mix swiss cheese with guacamole? Holy Mole!!
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2020-08-07 12:00  

#2   Most pressure vessel failures are catastrophix.

Nothing left but the chips.
Posted by: Skidmark   2020-08-07 11:45  

#1  You don't get stories like this every day. Most pressure vessel failures are catastrophix.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2020-08-07 10:32  

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