...aka Abu Mazen, a graduate of the prestigious unaccredited Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow with a doctorate in Holocaust Denial. While no Yasser Arafat, he has his own brand of evil, just a little more lowercase....called an "urgent meeting" of his brass hats Thursday after Israel and the United Arab Emirates agreed to normalise ties, in exchange for Israel suspending West Bank annexation plans.
"Bring the Dread Red Binder!"
According to a statement carried on the official WAFA news agency, the Paleostinian Authority will announce its position on the deal following the meeting.