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Feel the Exciting Excitement of Kamalamania |
2020-08-17 |
![]() [Townhall] All across America, little girls of alternatively Tamil and Afro-Caribbean descent, depending on which is most politically useful at the moment, who have been endlessly told by unspecified haters that they can never be nominated to be vice president, were inspired at Kamala Harris' selection by whoever selected her on behalf of Grandpa Badfinger. Yes, if they hook up with a powerful married Democrat man, that initial connection can fuel their rise to power too. Take that, all you modern-day Bull Connors (Connor was a Democrat, but shhhhhhh)! "I won't cotton to them little girls of alternatively Tamil and Afro-Caribbean descent, depending on which is most politically useful at the moment, thinkin' they can be vice president someday," they drawl as they twirl their mustaches. Well, Kamala showed all the haters. Girls of that oddly specific demographic can be nominated to be vice president, and let's take it one step further — they don't even have to hook up with a powerful married Democrat man and fuel their rise to power via that initial connection to do it! Well, sure Kamala did, and so did the ethnically uninteresting Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit, but those little girls can do it themselves. Well, maybe if they are Republicans. |
Posted by:Frank G |
#12 I thought she's going down on Biden's ticket? What happens when people find out she got her leg up from Brown Willie? |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2020-08-17 15:41 |
#11 I read that headline as: Feel the exciting excrement of Kamalamania |
Posted by: DarthVader 2020-08-17 12:34 |
#10 "Slow Joe and Kamaltoe" would make an outstanding bumper sticker. |
Posted by: Abu Uluque 2020-08-17 12:20 |
#9 I'm here for the tasteless Kamalatoe comments; shame on me for being late... |
Posted by: Raj 2020-08-17 11:28 |
#8 Slow Joe and Kamaltoe make such a cute couple. That's COMMA-Toe and Comatose. |
Posted by: Jack Choluck6836 2020-08-17 11:19 |
#7 #4 I heard it was like Forrest and Jenny He’s retarded and she’s a whore |
Posted by: Beavis 2020-08-17 10:24 |
#6 Kammy desires to be the head executive. (In case someone doesn't get the joke) |
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2020-08-17 10:03 |
#5 Harris dropped out of the primary at 3%. She does not add much to a loser ticket. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2020-08-17 09:14 |
#4 Someone referred to the ticket as "Joe and Ho." |
Posted by: JohnQC 2020-08-17 09:13 |
#3 Or Meggie Moo, who is pasty white but "feels POCs pain." |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-08-17 08:51 |
#2 Kamala reminds me of Meagain Markle, another grifter. |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2020-08-17 08:02 |
#1 Slow Joe and Kamaltoe make such a cute couple. |
Posted by: AlanC 2020-08-17 08:02 |