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'Un-dead' woman found to be breathing at Detroit funeral home
2020-08-25
DETROIT (AP) — A young woman who was declared dead at her suburban Detroit home opened her eyes at a funeral home as she was about to embalmed, a lawyer said Monday.

"They would have begun draining her blood to be very, very frank about it," Geoffrey Fieger told WXYZ-TV.

The Southfield fire department acknowledged it was involved in a bizarre set of events Sunday that began when a medical crew was summoned to a home where a 20-year-old woman was unresponsive.

Paramedics tried to revive the woman for 30 minutes and consulted an emergency room doctor, the department said.

The doctor "pronounced the patient deceased based upon medical information provided" from the scene, the department said.

The Oakland County medical examiner’s office said the body could be released to the family without an autopsy, according to the fire department.

But then came a startling discovery at the James H. Cole funeral home in Detroit: The woman was still alive more than an hour later.
Hey Cecil, we may have a live one in chiller #4, she's asking for a blanket and some hot cocoa.
"Our staff confirmed she was breathing" and called a emergency medical crew, the funeral home said.

Fieger, who was hired by the family, identified the woman as Timesha Beauchamp.
Posted by:Besoeker

#7  "I'm not dead yet. I feel happppy"
"Oh shut up, you're not fooling anybody"
Posted by: Frank G   2020-08-25 17:34  

#6  Why was my first thought of Justice Ginsburg?
Posted by: magpie   2020-08-25 17:00  

#5  Do they still have coffins with alarm bells?
Posted by: AlanC   2020-08-25 13:18  

#4  The doctor “pronounced the patient deceased based upon medical information provided” from the scene, the department said.

"She's dead, Jim!"
Posted by: Skidmark   2020-08-25 11:15  

#3  There is a difference between mostly dead and all dead.
Posted by: SteveS   2020-08-25 10:59  

#2  Same thing happened to Conner McCloud of the clan McCloud.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2020-08-25 10:03  

#1  Morgue slot: Timesha's time-share
Posted by: Woozle Spomoling9685   2020-08-25 09:23  

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