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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Boston Man Shoots Himself In The D!ck
2020-09-02
How not to handle your, er, gun...
[LiveBoston] - A man is recovering in a local area hospital this morning after he was shot in his penis shortly before 02:00 hours early this morning. At approximately 01:55 hours Boston Police Officers and Detectives from District B-3 responded to the area of 10 Rockwell Street for the reported person shot.

The man was found outside of the apartment building on the sidewalk suffering from an apparent gun shot wound to this genitals. Detectives were able to follow a blood trail from the street into the apartment building where the accident is believed to have occurred. At this time it is believed that the injuries are consistent with an accidental self discharge of the weapon.
Posted by:Raj

#10  Banged bangers? Forget about Boston.
Antique dealer reading Jane Austen
Whacks wiener... or did he?
Up next, a cold kitty
Hits half of the hotdogs in Causton.
[theremin]
Posted by: Zorba Hupalet6545   2020-09-02 23:40  

#9  Yes, I know it's from a movie.
Posted by: James   2020-09-02 22:48  

#8  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU
Posted by: James   2020-09-02 22:14  

#7  Apparently it shot somewhere else the other times.
Posted by: gorb   2020-09-02 21:22  

#6  I've seen it first hand. We now call the unfortunate man Stumpy. He was twirling a double action revolver and placing it in his holster multiple times. One time it went off while pointed at his man parts.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2020-09-02 10:33  

#5  Seems like things worked themselves out here exactly as they should.
Posted by: Iblis   2020-09-02 10:32  

#4  The youngins have Tide pods. Others have this.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2020-09-02 10:19  

#3  Rather common occurrence.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2020-09-02 10:06  

#2  Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: jpal   2020-09-02 09:50  

#1  Appendix carry without the right holster is just asking to have the wedding tackle removed violently.
Posted by: DarthVader   2020-09-02 09:41  

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