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| Portland rioter throws Molotov cocktail at police, misses, sets comrade on fire |
| 2020-09-06 |
 [Not The Bee] A rioter in Portland tried to chuck a Molotov cocktail at a line of police on Saturday night. Being a neckbeard with noodle arms and limp wrists, his attempt came up laughably short, and he ended up accidentally setting one of his comrades on fire, who proceeded to jump around doing the Riverdance with his feet ablaze.I spliced two different videos of the event together for you: Larger graphic at link is entirely suitable for framing. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #23 "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Winnie Mendela |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-09-06 21:24 |
| #22 Hey, we all follow the tau of Pratchett: "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett |
| Posted by: Silentbrick 2020-09-06 20:03 |
| #21 All right — that’s a bunch of you who should go to your rooms in shame. You know who you are, and are no doubt very proud of yourselves. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2020-09-06 19:47 |
| #20 Ah, come on, he's just another Burnie supporter |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2020-09-06 19:14 |
| #19 Shake it! |
| Posted by: Thons Glomoter5307 2020-09-06 18:37 |
| #18 Set to music |
| Posted by: Beavis 2020-09-06 17:49 |
| #17 Thrown like one of Hek's boys |
| Posted by: Frank G 2020-09-06 17:25 |
| #16 If someone is trying to throw a molotov at me, that's fear for my life. It should be for cops too. |
| Posted by: Silentbrick 2020-09-06 17:06 |
| #15 Do we need a "footwarming stories" category? |
| Posted by: charger 2020-09-06 16:46 |
| #14 Fruitcake rioter probably an uncoordinated sissy who can't throw. |
| Posted by: Clem 2020-09-06 16:31 |
| #13 *note when Michael Flamerly kicks off his dance, there are no 'medics' from Blamtifa rushing to assist. Its almost like its an act to use human shields to secure their flanks and get some pallywood video. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-09-06 16:01 |
| #12 Not the Bee is off to a fine start. I want to unpack just a bit. Babylon Bee apparently has quite a following by a number of different people I'm guessing by how they lampoon themselves. They just reported how dangerous and murderous intent these people are. Someone at Not Bee shares this story with three other people who are unawares, and the truth will spread like..(makes dad joke face)...wildfire. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-09-06 15:51 |
| #11 I'm suffering serious onset overdose of schadenfreud . |
| Posted by: AlanC 2020-09-06 15:30 |
| #10 That’s amazing, Matt. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2020-09-06 14:41 |
| #9 "Portland rioter throws Molotov cocktail at police, misses, sets comrade on fire." I love a happy ending. ;-) |
| Posted by: Barbara 2020-09-06 14:40 |
| #8 Seen elsewhere: "Defund the Fire Department!" Almost as enjoyable is this commentary from Not the Bee's film critic. F-250 vs protesters. |
| Posted by: Matt 2020-09-06 12:43 |
| #7 That's hot, man... |
| Posted by: Raj 2020-09-06 11:34 |
| #6 Although he didn't buy it, he could get honorable mention in the next iteration of the Darwin Awards. |
| Posted by: Clem 2020-09-06 11:30 |
| #5 Seattle's got Grunge, New York brought the world Rap and Break Dancing, now Portland brings you Bake Dancing. |
| Posted by: Angeart Javiper6312 2020-09-06 11:26 |
| #4 Mom! Can you buy me another $200 pair of Nikes for Christmas? |
| Posted by: Angeart Javiper6312 2020-09-06 11:16 |
| #3 "I'll take 'Third Degree Burns' for $1000, Alex!" |
| Posted by: PBMcL 2020-09-06 11:14 |
| #2 Forget the pricey Fijian Firewalker show and remain poolside. This one is FREE ! |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2020-09-06 11:00 |
| #1 Burn, baby, burn! |
| Posted by: Angeart Javiper6312 2020-09-06 10:56 |