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-Short Attention Span Theater-

Jeffrey Toobin suspended by The New Yorker after exposing himself on Zoom call

2020-10-20

Ick.

[THEPOSTMILLENNIAL] New Yorker contributor and CNN
...formerly the Cable News Network, now who know what it might stand for...
chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended by The New Yorker after he showed his penis on a Zoom call with his co-workers. WNYC were also on the call.

Shortly after news spread about Toobin's suspension "Zoom Dick" began trending on Twitter.

A spokesperson for The New Yorker said "Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter."

Toobin spoke to Vice and said "I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers."

Toobin, who graduated from Harvard, rose to fame after covering the OJ Simpson trial. A notorious never-Trump voice, Toobin often appears on CNN to discuss matters such as impeachment and the upcoming election.

Posted by:Fred

#14 Toobsteak Toobin.

Posted by: Thor Thomoth4371 2020-10-20 21:12

#13 Thought that was Gene Simmons for a second.

I'm going to go with, "Second Monitor, Netflix and Child."

Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-10-20 15:55

#12 Henceforth to be known as Jeffrey Toobout.

Posted by: gorb 2020-10-20 15:00

#11 While we are on the subject here are the people he was talking to that made him want to fap.

Posted by: Waldemar Flomonter9347 2020-10-20 13:23

#10 "I thought you said 'erection stimulation'!"

Leaving aside the matter of these assholes' sick and weird power fantasies - why do they play stupid games where they imagine themselves destroying our democracy?

It's the ruling class version of an MMORPG.

Posted by: charger 2020-10-20 12:40

#9 "Good afternoon everyone. Just a reminder, you will role-play your assigned casting quarter, and this is member's only...Mr. Toobin, that is NOT what I meant."

Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-10-20 10:34

#8 Advertising CEO 'is sacked after taking webcam into the toilet during Zoom call with colleagues'

Posted by: Skidmark 2020-10-20 09:53

#7 Give a warm Zoom greeting to Tiny Toob.

Posted by: Waldemar Flomonter9347 2020-10-20 09:50

#6 According to VICE (haha), this Zoom call was for "an election simulation" in which the New Yorker uh staff er members were playing different roles - one playing Biden, another Trump, another Pelosi, another "the military" etc. Toobin was invited to play the "role" of "the Supreme Court."

Leaving aside the matter of these assholes' sick and weird power fantasies - why do they play stupid games where they imagine themselves destroying our democracy? - you have to wonder why Toobin got so hot n bothered..

Tell us Jeff, what it was that got your rocks off in this New Yorker "simulation exercise": fantasies of Elena Kagan? Imagining yourself in the role of the Wise Latina? Or being dominated by ACB?

Posted by: Angusong Darling of the Trolls3033 2020-10-20 09:31

#5 Can we start calling him Jeffrey Two Inch now?

Posted by: Raj 2020-10-20 09:17

#4 I mean, come on, are these MSM'ers/Lefties sickos or what?

Posted by: Clem 2020-10-20 08:59

#3 And the media all tied up trying to cover for Plugz and Hoover. No juice let to spin Toobs' problems...

Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-10-20 08:35

#2 Why suspend him?
Isn't this what our media narcissists do for a living?

^This comment deserves "Snark-O-the-Day" - 3dc

Posted by: Enver Flailing8454 2020-10-20 00:22

#1 CNN mum amid claims Jeffrey Toobin masturbated on Zoom call with colleagues

Posted by: Skidmark 2020-10-20 00:20

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