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| Election Outcome Predicted To Have No Major Effect On Eternity |
| 2020-11-03 |
| [BabylonBee] "Neither outcome will have any effect on God’s power," said the angel Gabriel after getting through his standard "be not afraid" spiel. "It’s all inconsequential in the face of the eternity you should all be striving for. I mean, it's kind of hilarious to watch all of you freaking out about this, but seriously -- chill out." |
| Posted by:Matt |
| #5 Sounds like St. Augustine was a closet Conservative. |
| Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2020-11-03 16:25 |
| #4 Well, you could go with St. Augustine's formulation: Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. |
| Posted by: Matt 2020-11-03 15:23 |
| #3 "Election Outcome Predicted To Have No Major Effect on Eternity" Well, neither did the Fall of Rome or Venice's surrender to Napoleon, but people were still able to notice a difference. |
| Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2020-11-03 14:59 |
| #2 Except for bringing it closer. |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2020-11-03 13:08 |
| #1 I'd like to believe this but I can't. Big government has the power to fuck you over. It's no good being passive. |
| Posted by: Abu Uluque 2020-11-03 11:48 |