[NYPOST] A Florida couple had sex in plain sight of passing motorists along a Florida road — landing them behind bars for public display of penetration, according to The Smoking Gun."Don't look, Ethel!"
"Many drivers" observed Amber Gormley, 39, and Shawn McClelland, 30, as they got it on Saturday in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay area, the outlet reported, citing a police report.
"Getcher hands out from in front of my eyes, Herbert! I'm [CRASH!] driving."
The randy pair were in an "open area location of a busy area where all drivers could see them having intercourse," police said.
"Mommy! What're they doing?"